This is also why I should never try hard drugs.

[7iris]

Anonymous memes make me sad. (Unless they are anonymous porn memes, and then I am all over them.) Bandom is my happy place, and I am sad that's apparently not true for everyone. Logically, I should avoid them like the plague, but I guess I...forget? And have to read the first page of comments before I realize, no, they really do make me feel

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Bert/Gerard/Jepha, cross-dressing [1/2]

[7iris]

It's the kind of party where, about halfway through, people are leaving clothes in semi-public places. Which means it's the kind of party where, about halfway through, Bert ends up in a dress

Bert/Gerard/Jepha, cross-dressing [2/2]

[7iris]

Jepha hasn't been drinking tonight

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[kaizoku]

Holy shit, that is HOT. I could taste Gerard's mouth and Bert's lipstick.

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[7iris]

Thank you! I'm so glad this worked for you!

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[sinsense]

God, I love you. A snippet from something EL and I talked about tonight as a sign of my appreciation:

Dan's been watching a basketball game for what feels like hours now, slouched back into the couch pillows, his arm thrown over the back of the couch, a beer bottle resting loosely in his other hand.

When Jeph finally gives in and curls up under Dan's outflung arm, Dan spares him a look, but his attention is quickly drawn back by the game. "Do you need another beer?" Jepha asks, when he gets bored of watching the players scramble back and forth. Dan shakes his head, spares him a glance, but turns back to the television.

Jeph tries to be good. He does. The second time that Dan bats his fingers away from the inseam of his jeans, Jeph vows to wait until the end of the game. But he can just see the shape of Dan's cock under the denim, and Dan is being such a dudeDan doesn't smack his hand away the third time, and Jeph allows himself one or two passes over the shape of Dan's cock before he makes his hand still. When he looks up,

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[sinsense]

Jepha snarls, but he does it. He waits for Dan to go find lube, his hands braced against the wall, his ass hanging out over his underwear. Dan comes back and says, "You cockslut," admiring and possessive. "It's true, isn't it," he continues, slick fingers easing down the crack of Jepha's ass. "You're a slut for this." He pushes two fingers in just this side of too-hard, making Jepha rock up on his toes and whines his agreement

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[7iris]

you fuck me like the frat kid you used to be

*dies and is dead*

I, just, Jesus, yessssss. Spanking, dirty talk, sweater sets... HI, THINGS THAT I AM NORMALLY HESITANT ABOUT BUT LOVE LIKE BURNING WITH THIS BAND.

Please tell me this is going somewhere that everyone can find it. Because it makes me sad in my soul every time I refresh the Dan/Jepha tag on del.icio.us and there is nothing new, let alone nothing new and AWESOME.

I will just be over here thinking about this now....mmmmmm.....

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[sinsense]

[giggles]

EL keeps exclaiming that at me. "I normally don't like that! But. But. The Used! How do they do it?" It is because they are all about enjoying themselves like big kinky kids. Ugh, I love them, the end.

Um. Yes? I should clean it up and rewrite it a bit, and then maybe I will post it.

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[7iris]

Big, kinky kids, yes, exactly. It's like they defy the laws of physics, or I don't know, normal social interaction.

Also, you should totally repost at some point, for the good of FANDOM. Meanwhile, I will just go back to enjoying the version that will reside in my inbox forever and ever.

Re: Bert/Gerard/Jepha, cross-dressing [2/2]

[klashfor]

*pants*
*drools*
*melts*

For writing this, youy have both my undying love and total admiration.

So so so so so good. The detail, the way you rought Jeph in, kind of like it wasn't unexpected but not usual.

LoveLoveLoveLove.

Re: Bert/Gerard/Jepha, cross-dressing [2/2]

[7iris]

Thank you! I really liked writing this, so thanks for the prompt, and I'm glad you enjoyed it!

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[algernon_mouse]

ASKSDGDGKLDF.

and also, guh.

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[7iris]

Ahahaha, thank you! I am happy with that reaction!

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[tres_faux]

This is really good.

You people are sick. <3

Re: Bert/Gerard/Jepha, cross-dressing [2/2]

[7iris]

Thank you! And it's true, I have no shame. *g*

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[nova_bright]

I will never stop being happy that I found your writing, seriously.

THREESOME OF MY DREAMS. PLUS BERT IN A DRESS.

ARRRRRGH.

I actually really love how orally fixated the sex is in this. Very, very hot.