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[onlytheface]

A man came into the store today; wouldn't stop looking at my breasts.

I wish that they'd look at me my face.

Comments

[catalystofwar]

You really can't blame him with breasts like those, but tell me who it was, my love, and I'll defend your honor.

[onlytheface]

Oh, you.

You only see my breasts and my body, don't you?

I can defend my own honour- I'm fine, love, he was simply a passing customer.

[catalystofwar]

Glad to hear it.

Are you okay?

[onlytheface]

I'm... as I always am, my love, there's no need to worry.