Fic: Bet. PG-13. Top Gear RPS. Greed.
Bet
Author: Kerr
Fandom: Top Gear RPS
Characters/Pairing: James May/Richard Hammond
Prompt: 01-Greed
Word Count: 321
Rating: PG-13 for swearing.
Disclaimer: This never happened and never will. It is all fiction. Do not take/copy/paste/steal without my permission.
Jeremy rolled his eyes at the the flirting pair. Why James and Richard didn't just get it together he didn't know. He had seen the instant connection between them when they first met, yet they seem oblivious to it. He had a plan to get them together and tonight they were just drunk enough for it to work.
"Hey I'll pay you 20 pounds each if you two kiss for one minute."
James and Richard looked at each other, first in horror then shrugging. "You tempted?"
"Yeah, well it means we get £40 out of that tight fisted..."
"Oi! Shut up Slow, I'm extremely generous."
"Last time you opened your wallet was in the dark ages."
"Don't you start hamster! So are you going to this then?"
"Yeah why not?"
"Come on hamster, pucker up." Richard and James hesitate briefly then bring there lips together. The kiss is shy and the two keep there eyes wide open. Jeremy wonders briefly if his plan is going to work, then he remembers its his plan so it must work. To back up his inflated self confidence Richard and James eyes flutter close and James pink tongue flickers out, licking Richard's lips. Jeremy never thought James would be the first one to make that move, he always assumed it would be Richard's crashing impatience that would crack first, but he was glad James had done it. Jeremy smiled smugly at his two friends, knowing that it was he who was clever enough to get them together. There was a deep moan emanating from one of the two men, which made Jeremy think he'd seen enough.
"All right you two, go get a room or something." Richard and James parted there lips reluctantly.
James turned to Jeremy, panting slightly, "We are in a room you know, and you owe us money."
Jeremy swore to himself, the plan had worked but now he was £40 out of pocket. Cocks.
Author: Kerr
Fandom: Top Gear RPS
Characters/Pairing: James May/Richard Hammond
Prompt: 01-Greed
Word Count: 321
Rating: PG-13 for swearing.
Disclaimer: This never happened and never will. It is all fiction. Do not take/copy/paste/steal without my permission.
Jeremy rolled his eyes at the the flirting pair. Why James and Richard didn't just get it together he didn't know. He had seen the instant connection between them when they first met, yet they seem oblivious to it. He had a plan to get them together and tonight they were just drunk enough for it to work.
"Hey I'll pay you 20 pounds each if you two kiss for one minute."
James and Richard looked at each other, first in horror then shrugging. "You tempted?"
"Yeah, well it means we get £40 out of that tight fisted..."
"Oi! Shut up Slow, I'm extremely generous."
"Last time you opened your wallet was in the dark ages."
"Don't you start hamster! So are you going to this then?"
"Yeah why not?"
"Come on hamster, pucker up." Richard and James hesitate briefly then bring there lips together. The kiss is shy and the two keep there eyes wide open. Jeremy wonders briefly if his plan is going to work, then he remembers its his plan so it must work. To back up his inflated self confidence Richard and James eyes flutter close and James pink tongue flickers out, licking Richard's lips. Jeremy never thought James would be the first one to make that move, he always assumed it would be Richard's crashing impatience that would crack first, but he was glad James had done it. Jeremy smiled smugly at his two friends, knowing that it was he who was clever enough to get them together. There was a deep moan emanating from one of the two men, which made Jeremy think he'd seen enough.
"All right you two, go get a room or something." Richard and James parted there lips reluctantly.
James turned to Jeremy, panting slightly, "We are in a room you know, and you owe us money."
Jeremy swore to himself, the plan had worked but now he was £40 out of pocket. Cocks.