Don't make me bedeck your apartment with Dorothy Gambrell comics, to ward off your impending transformation into a hipster. Hipsterism is curable, but act quickly, before permanent atrophy of your sense of wonder and joy sets in! Irreversible damage can occur in less than 4 ironically enjoyed mass-culture talk shows!
No, no, no. Hipsterism is infusing *everything* with wonder to the point where its all an indistinguishable mishmash of awesome-this-that-fadism. See the girls at my office that are continually amused by plastic wall mounted deer heads, small batch organic tequila, furries, lo-fi LP only releases, and other crap that elicits screams of "That's so awesome!" from them. Novelty is a lifestyle, motherfuckers!
'You can see for yourself,' said Engywook. 'The colors are fading. Everything is getting more and more unreal. The Great Riddle Gate isn't there anymore. It looks as if the Nothing were taking over.'
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