dating sim meme

[antonio]

DATING SIM!

Hello, player! You've found yourself in Datingsimville, where- as the name suggests- everything plays out dating sim style.

how this works:
⇨ post your username
⇨ others will come and reply (either on rp accounts or their own account), giving you a bit of context and then options to choose from.
⇨ you reply with your action of choice and the

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[slenderman]

slenderman

[slenderman]

[Threaten with blackmail. I know your secrets Izaya san.]

[dreamhunts]

He glares and approaches, giving in. Can't we talk this out? You:
[ bring up the punchbowl incident ]
[ laugh at him ]
[ ask out to dinner ]

[slenderman]

[BRING UP THE PUNCHBOWL INCIDENT]

[dreamhunts]

He protests and explains yet again that you're the one who got yourself stuck in there in the first place, he just didn't let you out. You:
[ ask him how he'd feel if he was stuck under a punchbowl lol idk ]
[ kick him in the shin ]
[ suggest calling Shizuo to throw things at him ]

[slenderman]

[kick him in the shin]

[fuckingpeacocks]

CAPTAIN FANTASTIC powerslides up next to you and offers you a BUSTED SHOE. You
[take BUSTED SHOE]
[punch her]
[burst into joyous song]
[crack a beer]

[slenderman]

[Burst into joyous song]

[fuckingpeacocks]

CAPTAIN FANTASTIC joins your singing but is horrible offkey or possibly not even singing the same song. You
[Correct pitch]
[Correct song]
[Switch to same song]
[Punch CAPTAIN FANTASTIC in the mouth]

[slenderman]

[FIREPUNCH IS GO]

[fuckingpeacocks]

KAPOW! Your FIREPUNCH deals 10 damage...it's not very effective! CAPTAIN FANTASTIC makes a DIRTY JOKE. You
[Laugh at DIRTY JOKE]
[Use FIREPUNCH again]
[Tell DIRTIER JOKE]
[Give CAPTAIN FANTASTIC a STERN TELLING-OFF for her DIRTY JOKE]

[slenderman]

[USE FIREPUNCH AGAIN]

[fuckingpeacocks]

S-S-SCORCHER! Your FIREPUNCH deals 15 damage. Congratulations, your FIREPUNCH skill has gained another level! CAPTAIN FANTASTIC makes a HAPPY MOANING SOUND and gives you a SMOULDERING LOOK. You
[Use FIREPUNCH again]
[Wonder when CAPTAIN FANTASTIC became a masochist]
[Kick her]
[Return the SMOULDERING LOOK]

[slenderman]

[kick her]

[fuckingpeacocks]

BAM! Your kick deals 5 damage! CAPTAIN FANTASTIC winces in pain before poutily asking you out to the MALT SHOP. You
[Agree to hang out at the MALT SHOP with her]
[Kick her again]
[Use FIREPUNCH]
[Say you have OTHER PLANS]

[slenderman]

[Tries to play it off like I have other plans]