At the moment I work at a school/after-school daycare, more specifically I work with the 1st to the 3rd graders at the local school, and these kids does quite often come up with some statements making it hard for us that work there to ( keep a straight face. )
I just remembered some incidents from my past that I find mock-worthy, and yes, there will probably be more, and more recent ones, popping up in my head every now and then. But yeah, on to the ( mocks )