Porn cliches

Mar 19, 2004 06:58

My guy found this for me and it cracked me up. http://www.modemac.com/cliches.htmlRead more... )

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505247 March 19 2004, 07:07:47 UTC
I’m sorry I’ve been so bad lately - I used to knock out an average of two worthwhile posts a week. I think the weather has me in the doldrums or something.

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bafleyanne March 19 2004, 04:38:15 UTC
Those were so funny, I had to go to the site and read the rest. :)

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505247 March 19 2004, 07:09:53 UTC
I will admit to having used one or two from the longer list - but sometimes they really are accurate, at that particular moment! And sometimes you need to be circumspect to create the mood. In the middle of hot anal action I may not mind that the slight smell of ass is in the air - but I’m not really looking to read (or write) about that later, ya know? :)

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Re: Porn cliches 505247 March 19 2004, 07:11:03 UTC

Thanks - I’m not sure how he ran across them but I thought they were pretty funny.

The story I’m working on actually involves him looking at porn, coincidentally enough.

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robbyrandom March 19 2004, 05:22:23 UTC
Nothing like porn talk and coffee to start the day off right.

Have you ever heard of Smut & Eggs? It's a place in Madison where you can go, get a nice IHOP style breakfast served along with a hefty portion of classic porn. Someday I'll take a date there.. for the shear comedy I think. :P

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505247 March 19 2004, 07:12:40 UTC
No, I’ve never heard of that - that sounds hilarious and fun. I know in FL there’s a topless donut shop, but I’d much prefer an omelette and some homefries to donuts.

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amedsped April 16 2004, 22:28:41 UTC
where oh where is that place?!?! everytime i go to madison we talk of visiting there but i was never sure it even existed!!

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robbyrandom April 17 2004, 08:42:36 UTC
I don't think the name of the place is actually Smut & Eggs, but I know that it's on Park St., down near W. Washington. Might take some digging to find out the exact info though.. but if you pick up a copy of the Onion.. there's bound to be an add in there for it. ;P

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kaizersoze124 March 19 2004, 06:13:59 UTC
hahaha that's funny!

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505247 March 19 2004, 07:13:12 UTC
Hey, I didn’t think you even read my posts!

I just re-friended you.

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