Gossip Girls can suck my [bleep].

Damn, George Carlin was my favorite.

"So how's the business coming along, GOB?" Michael asked with a smug smile, making his way to the counter where his son and brother were. George Michael was looking even more miserable than usual. Well, good, at least the boy might learn something ( Read more... )

Anyone know of a good lawyer?

I come bearing two very important messages: never trust a magician AND an attic is no place for your father.