The DJ is mine!
Title: The Dj is Mine!
Author: 4everxd or Cutie Angel
Disclaimer: I don’t own them but I wish I did.
Pairing: Main-> Yunjae, Side pairings->Yoosu, hints of Kimin
Genre: AU, Romance, Humor, Fluff, One-shot
Rating: Pg-15
Warning: Cursing, Diva-ish Jae(?)
Summary: One club, loud music, many people, intoxicating atmosphere, 4 friends, two souls meant for each other and one kind of hot DJ. One thing is for sure…the DJ is his.
A/N: Please be gentle with me it's my first fic ever! Sorry if there are any mistakes.
Ugh! Fuck my life! Why people? Why? Why only these things happen to me? You tell me! But before you think I am high or something let me explain the situation I am currently in.
So it all started this afternoon when my friends paid me a visit and then my dear friend Park Yoochun thought it was a good idea going to a club tonight…yep I actually considered it there for a second, until I saw the evil glint in his eyes. So when my perverted friend has that glint in his eyes, it means two things, either he wants to cause me trouble orrrr*insert epic drum roll here* he wants to cause me trouble. HA! Got ya there didn’t I? No? Well anyways after that my other two friends decided to show up so they can succeed into luring me into something that I don’t want be part of, but because I love them and I don’t want them to start threaten me about spreading naked pictures of me all over the internet, I got straight into the point!
“Okay guys what is it this time?” I asked them calmly.
“What do you mean hyung?” Cute little dongseang Kim Junsu wondered.
“What I mean Junsu-ah is…Chunnie here said something about going to a club tonight.. and well the last time Chun had an idea it turned out not so good” I shuddered at the thought, I almost became a porn star people! For the love of God! Nope I am not kidding if you think that.
“Ah well that was-” I cut my cute dolphin before he continues.
“Whatever , anyways what I am trying to ask guys is what you REALLY planned for tonight, and I am not buying the innocent looks and the puppy dog eyes this time!’’ I answered as I slightly pouted at them. They are all evil I tell you, pure evil!
“ Okay huyng you got us this time, I, we actually wanted to hook you up with one of my friends who happens to be my dance trainer, single, hot, your type and the dj of the club we ARE going tonight. And before you ask why we did that, is because, well to be quite frank, you need to get laid. ” my third friend Shim Changmin explained bluntly. As I expected he spilled out everything, ah~ my Minnie-ah listens to me so we- WAIT did he just said I need to get laid?! Oh no he didn’t!
“YAH! You little giant! Who needs to get laid!? I am perfectly fine single, alone, lonely without..uh..who am I kidding I am forever alone and I haven’t had sex since…wait for…Fuck me!” I screamed and whined at the same time. I know I sounded like a five year old who didn’t get his lollipop (pun intended) or something, but truth hurts like a bitch.
“Well I won’t fuck you but you have to listen to me here Kim Jaejoong. You are going to prepare yourself because we need you to get all sexy and stuff within the next two hours so get your cute little ass and go to do what you do best!” Chunnie declared.
“What he does the best?” Both Changmin and Junsu asked in unison before I’ve even get the chance to say something.
“Hmm…” He pretended to be thinking “…getting laid.” He said as Su and Min started laughing their butts off. Well until I gave them all a death glare which is known to be quite scary and menacing and they fled like they were on fire. Believe me it was for the best anyways.
So maybe now some of you are wondering who I am and who were the people before, well let me explain you a little ‘cause I am kind enough. First off my name is Kim Jaejoong ,and I am a university student that studies music. My appearance is a little feminine but both genders like me equally. I cook really well and this helps sometimes because I threaten Min if he doesn’t listen to me or I want him to do something for me. Oh and in case you haven’t noticed I am gay. So let’s continue with my best friends now:
Park Yoochun: My sweetheart Micky is handsome, funny, sexy, sometimes romantic, a pervert and a big greasy ball.
Kim Junsu: My angel Xiah is bubbly, bright, funny, handsome, sexy and the ultimate cutie pie.
Shim Changmin: My baby Max is handsome, tall, funny, sexy, evil and a food monster.
By the way we all study music in the university, that’s where we met for the first time and we all became friends instantly. Forgot to mention that Chun and Su are in relationship and helplessly in love with each other. Also Minnie is in relationship with Kibum, a lovely person and the only one who can handle our food monster after me of course.
Now back to reality where I can’t decide what the fuck to wear and to tell the truth I am not really in the mood for clubbing tonight. Why me I repeat!? Okay I can do this, the faster the better. Hmmm…
About one hour and half I am now finally ready and sexy-fied. I headed downstairs with a smile on my face and then I heard the oh so infamous high-pitched scream of Junsu.
“OH MY GOD SUN!” He screamed.
“ Yah! No need for screaming! What’s the reason anyway?” I asked him. He cutely blinked. Man sometimes I think he is stupid? Ah what a good friend I am. I glanced at Chunnie and Min for an answer and you know what I got? Nothing except the fact of the perverted staring of Yoochun and the hungry stare that’s always sent from Changmin to food and there is none of it here. Wait a second…
“I-It’s just yeah you sexy and that…” Chun Chun shuttered still gaping. Su is not gonna be happy about that but who can blame him, he is in the same situation. Okay some seconds passed and I am starting to feel uncomfortable plus the awkward silence and staring. Maybe it’s because I dressed for the first time REALLY sexy, going to the club and that…but it was their idea anyways! I am dressed up to seduce someone what did they expect?! Just because I am wearing a loose white shirt that shows my angelic features and milky white skin and tight jeans that show off my sexy long legs they don’t have to be so obvious. Seriously people now days…
“Oh now I get it. Well deal with. IF he is my style, hot and stuff as you say then I must be sexy. So here I am. Let’s go people we don’t have all night you know?” I threw them my seductive wink and smile.
“That’s my Jae! LET’S GO PARTY! WOOHOO~!” Chun said as he responded to me by winking back.
“Yayyy~!” Su cheered as he hugged his boyfriend and headed with him to the car.
“Let’s go princess. Prince charming is waiting for you” Min teased me and I pouted. I am not amused you see.
“Aish! Watch it or no more food for you!”
“Just kidding. Let’s go if we stay here any longer, Yoosu might hook it up in the car.” Minnie said as did his mismatched eyes smile and linked our arms together.
I laughed out loud at that.
Anyways after a while we arrived at the club but before we got out of the car, Chun stopped us.
“Before we go in, you need some information.”
“OK” I said without a second thought.
“He is the main DJ of the club tonight but he is doing it as hobby or something, in reality he is a dancer. His name is U-know and he in the same age as you.” Chun finished with a smile. So U-know huh? I like that…
“Thanks guys. I appreciate your help. But are you sure he is going to like me?” I wondered. Wait I said that out loud? Oops, now I am embarrassed.
“Pfffft. Of course not. Kidding <3” Chunie said fast as he saw my face frowning, while Su laughed “Eu kyang kyang”.
“It’s nothing, well I believe you fit each other. He likes them feisty.” Changminnie said with an evil smirk plastered on his face.
“YAAAAAAAAAH!” I hit the back the back of his head HARD as he laughed. No wonder sometimes they call me kitten, but what they said it’s true even though I don’t want to admit it.
“Guysss~ we have to get innnn~” Susu cutely whined as he dragged me out of the car just in time before I strangle them. Well I hope tonight it’s going to be worth it because I want some fun with my friends. You better be ready DJ U-know because Kim Jaejoong is coming.
So it’s finally the time! We got in and it’s so fucking amazing. Music is blasting through the club loudly as people are dancing enthusiastically. After a little hard time we went through the crowd to sit on the bar.
“Guys it’s really nice in here” I said as loud as I can.
“I know! It’s one of the best clubs in this area!” Chunie said happily. He is excited and so am I.
I saw Changmin sent a wink to someone and I followed his direction, then it’s like time froze. I think I am dreaming here people…I see a sex God as a DJ…dj…OH MY GOD YES!
“Uh..guys…please tell me he is who I think he is!” I squeaked manly, of course.
“ Oh yeaaaah~” Su was clearly amused by my reaction as well the others.
“I love you Changmin-ah! You are jjang!” I said, as I looked at them and then back at U-know. You know what happened after that? I had to hold my breath because he was fucking staring at me! ME! Fuck. Okay lets describe this hottie ‘cause I am starting to sound stupid here. I shouldn’t be talking to myself anyways. He has brown hair that has ‘the bedroom’ style. He wears a red shirt and tight jeans shows off his well built body and long legs that they are to die for. Yummy. And then we have these almond shaped eyes that can see right through your soul. Lastly the overflowing aura of manliness, hotness and smexiness! BAM! My lovely friends were frickin’ right, he is my type! Ah…to think he is still far away…I sigh and I suddenly hear coughing. Oh no I am daydreaming again…shit my cheeks feel hot. I am blushing…
“You should stop staring before you start drooling.” Witty comment No.1 by Park Yoochun. I glared at him. It was super effective.
“I hope he likes glaring you seem to do it a lot today. But be careful not to burn him with your eyes, you are better at undressing him anyway.” Witty comment No.2 by Shim Changmin.
“Nah…let him be guys, if he continues staring at him, I am sure he is going to melt like hot chocolate and vice versa.” Witty comment No.3 by Kim Junsu. It was all planned!
“Satisfied now?” Of course they are, I am blushing like a school girl. What did I tell you? PURE EVIL. They all made eye contact for a few seconds and then laughed, and of course I followed along.
After some minutes and a few drinks I decided to put my plan in action:
-Seduce the DJ-
“ I think I am ready for some sexy dancing!” I said.
“ Wait” Min stopped me
“ What?” my response
Song now playing: The DJ is mine-Wonder girls.
Cue shocked reaction and widen eyes. Oh no he didn’t!
I saw what he did there and I didn’t like that! No sir.
I actually do but who cares. None provokes Kim Jaejoong and gets away with! Nuh uh!
“Oh I see. Well then let’s get feisty” I glanced back at the three. “The show begins guys and it’s gonna be a sexy one!” I said naughtily as I smirked at them and strutted my way to the center of the dance floor. I faintly heard screams and cheers for them as I throw one last glance at him before I started dancing sexily.
He is mine
I’m the only thing on his mind
He thinks about me all the time
He got my love on rewind
The crowd was already formed around me with Yoosumin in front cheering loudly. I looked at him again I caught him staring at me intensely. He didn’t stop, instead he threw a wink at me as if saying “It’s for you, dance for me to impress me” Well he bets I will. I smirked back at him in response.
Nobody treats him like I do
There’s no party I’m not in the booth
My song keeps his heart in tune like bada dadada dadumdum
He loves me and I love him too
He plays me all the night through
He keeps me spinning and grinning
I'm winning him over from you singing lalalalalala
O.M.G I’m loving this so much! It’s only the beginning and he is practically drooling. Okay time for more seductive moves.
Everyday lalalalalala he sings with me lalalalalala
He knows me he holds from intro to fade
Kekeke it’s working. Man is he even blinking?
“Wohooo work it you sexy beast” Chun screamed. Wah~ seriously now the whole club is looking at me. If it wasn’t for him I would totally hide somewhere. I am little shy okay?! Must concentrate! Thank god I know the choreography for the refrain of the song. Don’t ask how I do. Too much Heechul(my other friend) I guess. He is a bad influence or good at this point, when it comes to these things.
Cuz the dj is mine and girl you're wasting your time
He only rocks to my music he loves the way I do it all night
The dj is mine
My baby my my baby baby ( the dj is mine)
My baby my my baby baby
He only rocks to my music he loves the way I do it all night
The dj is mine
That’s right bitches!
~❤~
Holy shit….now that’s what I call HOT. Kim Jaejoong sure knows how to move it. Me likey.
Hi. My name is Jung Yunho and I am currently sexually frustrated. All because of a certain hottie. I am the dj of the club Mirotic (best in this area) but I do it as hobby. My real job is dancer.
Now it all started this morning when my friend Changmin, who I give dance lessons, said “ Hey Yunho, I have a hot friend. Do you mind bringing him tonight at the club?” I said I didn’t, but I didn’t expect that.
Back to the beauty. Of course I chose the song on purpose, just to see what he would do and oh boy he sure took up the challenge. Hmm, let’s see. He has blond hair, pale flawless skin that every girl inside this club is jealous of right now, big doe-like eyes and red plump lips. He has a masculine body yet a tiny waist that’s begging to be hugged from behind. He is so beautiful like an angel. Yes that’s what I first thought when I saw him walking into the club. An angel from heaven who came to me, a gift from God. Fuck now that sounded cheesy. Anyways back to the dancing angel who now bents over and I have a clearer view of his cute ass. Yup totally fine. He’s so fine he blows my mind and I wish he could blow something else if u-know what mean. Damn. He awakes the beast within me. I can’t wait to have him dancing close to me, like the song: I got you under my skin~ Ugh…he makes me crazy. Great.
Girl please don't you even try
My baby keeps me by his side
Even though you keep giving him the eyes
He don't even notice
He’s got swag. I love how he points out through the song that I am his.
Everyday lalalalalala he sings with me lalalalalala
He knows me he holds from intro to fade
He sways his hips in a sensual way and then he puts his hands on his chest, moving them down down…uh…
Cuz the dj is mine and girl you're wasting your time
He only rocks to my music he loves the way I do it all night
Cuz the dj is is mine and girl your wasting your time
He only rocks to my music he love the way I do it all night
The dj is mine
That’s it. He has all the package. I can’t to get to know him. I am sure he is beautiful inside too, because hey making food to Changmin is a big errand. OH-
I'm what he's listening to I'm blasting through his head phones
It’s me he falling in love with yeah I got his head gone (head gone)
He can’t even answer the phone my music keeps turning him on n on n on n on n on
Ass. Skaking. Bending. Ohhh.Killed me. That body. Up and down, up down.
He say she say I say I own the dj
Stay at on top of the charts I am the air play
Flyer then airplanes
I know you hear me in case you didn't let let me reiterate
Let me re let me re let me reiterate
Yes. Kim Jaejoong is going to be mine I will make sure of it.
He is mine
I’m the only thing on his mind
He thinks about me all the time
He got my love everywhere
Cuz the dj is mine and girl you're wasting your time
He only rocks to my music he love the way I do it all night
Cuz the dj is mine and girl you're wasting your time
He only rocks to my music he love the way I do it all night
The dj is mine
My baby my my baby baby ( the dj is mine)
My baby my my baby baby
He only rocks to my music he loves the way I do it all night
The dj is mine! <3
~❤~
I ended with a fierce pose. The crowd clapped loudly and my friends run to me and we did a group hug. From the corner of eye I saw him smiling and clapping at me. Mission accomplished. Jaejoong: 1 Bitches: 0.
After my awesome performance, me and my friends went to sit because hey I am about to faint here. Ugh totally gave it all.
“ Wooo Jae! I didn’t expect that!” Chun exclaimed. Didn’t expect? Sorry? We are talking about me here! I can do anything when I want something! When Jaejoong wants, Jaejoong gets. End of story.
“ Well to bad.” I said smirking “ I owned them bitches”
“You sure did” Minnie responded for Yoochun.
“Umm…guys sorry to interrupt the congratulation session but u-know who is coming here.” A suddenly overly excited Junsu interrupt us. Ah not now! Min just agreed to my awesomeness.
WHO?!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!
“WHAT!? Where?! Now?! Oh no! Chun is my hair okay?! How much time I have left?!” I panicked. They looked me with blank expressions.
“Not much.” Su said. I gulped. I am so screwed. Bye world, I hope you miss my existence. I would like thank everyone for their love.
Ktwkeugtfrhjgjaerhg- Fuck that! I am turning around! It’s now or never!
…
Bad decision. You know why? Because I came face to face with a very hot dj. Don’t blush, don’t blush. Don’t do it, don’t you dare do it. Oh he smiled. Good. I smiled back. Nice keep breathing.
“Hi” He breathed out still close to my face. Okay I’ve got this! Everything is under control.
“H-hi~” Nope didn’t shutter there. Nope. Silence. He’s staring at me again. Ah he is so handsome. Oh I can see him close up now! Hmm he is tanned. And wait is there a mole above his bow -shaped lips? Mmmm sexy.
“Umm sorry to interrupt, but the sexual tension you have is going to kill innocent people…so do you mind?” Minnie coughed awkwardly. I turned around and glared.
“Ah sorry!” Uknow put his hand at the back of his head. Nervous I guess. “Do you mind if I sit with you?” He asked. My friends looked me. “Oh sure” I said. He sat next to me.
“Oh I forgot to introduce myself. Jung Yunho. Pleased to meet you.” He lifted his hand for a handshake. I noticed his long beautiful fingers. Uhh I am sucker for beautiful hands. Oh the things they could do to me…Yah! Bad Jaejoong! Bad! Stop it!
“Kim Jaejoong. The pleasure is all mine.” We shook hands and I noticed his hand slightly lingering there, or maybe it’s just my imagination. I looked him and he did the same.
My friends still said nothing. They are not helping…
“So yeah, this is Park Yoochun, Kim Junsu and as you know Shim Changmin.” I took my hand away as I tried to introduce the trio without being awkward.
After a while of a somehow normal and friendly conversation, Yunho said something that shocked me.
“You were really sexy back there.” Ohhh he’s bold.
“Ah thank you” I smiled at him.
Silence again… what is this! It’s the first time it’s happening and usually I am good with these things. Okay maybe I lied a little…
“Hey Jaejoong” Yunho said and stopped my thoughts
“Yeah?”
“Do you wanna dance with me?” Aww he kinda blushed and I saw it. Not so bold anymore huh? Well then let’s take advantage of that.
“Of course. Let’s go!” I took his hand and led him to the danced floor as I swayed my hips and I am sure he saw it.
Remember a few seconds ago when he blushed, was not so bold anymore and he was being a cutie? WELL it didn’t last long. What was happening now, was another story. WOW just wow…I will ignore the fact that he is the best and the hottest dancer I have ever laid my eyes on. Yeah because the position we are in, let’s just say…it helps me feel certain BIG things down there and I am not talking about me. So from what I FEEL he is pretty well-endowed. About the dancing now, I am not helping either, cause when I bend over what do you expect, or touching inappropriate places. But! I am not complaining here. Just saying. Just saying…
❤❤❤
“Ah…what time is it..?”
stretched my body as I opened one eye and closed it again as soon as the sunlight hit me. I opened my eyes again and I looked around. This is not my bedroom. Definitely not my bedroom…
Suddenly realization hit me. Literally because my head hurts. No more alcohol for me. I turn my head and it feels like Déjà vu because I came face to face with almond shaped eyes.
“Good morning, beautiful”
Breath Jaejoong. Breath.
“Yunho-ah…” Oh my god what I am supposed to do now.
I was in deep thought trying to find something to say until I heard him say those three words.
“I like you” He whispered and I felt his hot breath on my sensitive ear.
“Will you be my boyfriend?” My heart skipped a beat. I blushed and looked at him.
“Yes!” I said and kissed his cheek. He smiled and then hugged me.
The DJ is mine! <3