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[4400shawn]

I've been in my original universe all sneaky like to visit my mother and assure her I've not died horribly.

....what the hell has been going on? Where's Key?

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[aeon_phoenix]

We don't know. I hate flailing about like I'm a bloody moron with no clue. *finishes a cig and lights another without batting an eyelash*

[4400shawn]

You'd think on the entire Nexus, there'd be one tracker.

[sandersrocksit]

Ack, I'm sorry, Shawn. I'm just trying to go over everybody Key and Dawnie've been hanging out with lately -- nobody from your universe who hates you has gotten over to the Nexus, right? Also, do you know that Alex Summers kid Key's been hanging out with?

[4400shawn]

Not unless Lily's developed insanity as a 4400 power, no.

Alex Summers? No. No, I don't know him. Sorry. Is he missing as well?

[sandersrocksit]

At least that's something we can cross off ... uh, well, I don't know, actually. We're just looking into all the people Key and Dawnie were hanging out with, and that's the one name that I just don't know anything about. He's a mutant, and it's looking like that has something to do with this.

[4400shawn]

I don't think I've met him. Should I see about checking that out?

[littlebitbad]

SHAWN. YOU AND I NEED TO TALK. I HAVE A PROPOSITION FOR YOU (NO IT'S NOT DIRTY...WELL...IT DOESN'T INVOLVE ME DOING ANYTHING DIRTY, IS THAT BETTER?).

[4400shawn]

Sanderscaps! It must be serious!

[littlebitbad]

It is serious.

I will pay you hundreds of dollars if you'll strip naked and chain yourself to Key's bed on Christmas day. If you require help with the chains, I can help! And cover my eyes, because you're Key's boyfriend and she'd kick my ass six ways from Sunday. Anyway, that's my Christmas present to Key, so you better agree or I will have to hit you because I can't think of anything to top this.

[4400shawn]

...

Okay.