33 // video // holy shit caz is still alive and posting

Jan 10, 2011 00:54

Guess who has no window, and hasn't left his room (apartment, apparently, what the hell) today, and therefore has no idea of the mansion's new position between Planet X and a meteor shower? THIS GUY ( Read more... )

sit this one out in the safety cupboard, for god's sake give the thing a name, fucking crocodiles, event: in spaaaaaaaace

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[video] timisnotme January 10 2011, 07:09:39 UTC
It liiiiives!!

Quick! Think up a name so he feels loved.

You're not allowed to call him Egg forever.

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[video] 40410 January 11 2011, 00:55:25 UTC
Uhh...

Egbert?

[ No, that was literally the first thing that came into his head. You can point and laugh now. He would if he EVER CRACKED A SMILE. ]

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Re: [video] timisnotme January 11 2011, 01:09:53 UTC
*He does smile and shake his head.*

No Alex. You're gonna give him self esteem issues.

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[video] 40410 January 11 2011, 01:14:41 UTC
I don't even know if it's a boy.

[ The lid's off the incubator, and he's got his hand juuuust next to the egg, ready to pull bits of shell away if needed. He thinks that's what you do to hatch a crocodile. Right? ]

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Re: [video] timisnotme January 11 2011, 01:21:33 UTC
Oh I looked it up. The temperature they incubated at determines the gender. I think they're all boys.

Except Rogues'.

How's it coming? *He can't quite see the egg from his angle.*

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[video] 40410 January 11 2011, 03:37:37 UTC
[ Oh, that's right. Derp.

He doesn't even know who Rogue is, and, not for the first time, he can't help but wonder how many eggs Bhamba managed to pawn off on people. ]

It's...

[ He gently picks it up for Tim's perusal, just as hairline cracks begin to make concentric circles at its end. Abruptly: ]

I see it!

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[video] timisnotme January 11 2011, 03:55:24 UTC
Call me back when it hatches.

I'll give you guys some time to bond.

*He's not even being sarcastic. His little croc is actually pretty damn cool.*

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[video] 40410 January 11 2011, 04:03:12 UTC
[ You know what, he actually will.

...By all rights he should be getting his hate on for the crocodile, but come on. It's still alive after playing possum for however stupidly long. You've got to respect that. ]

Did you have to help yours get out much?

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[video] timisnotme January 11 2011, 04:11:41 UTC
Not really. He kinda broke the whole top of the egg off and then scurried out. He eats till he looks like he's gonna explode now. It's actually funny. I'm going to have this fat, pudgy crocodile that lounges on the couch and watches movies all day.

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[video] 40410 January 19 2011, 02:00:41 UTC
[ It takes ten, fifteen-ish minutes for Alex to call back. No, it didn't turn out that Egg is the slowest-hatching croc in Wonderland. Bhamba showed up to have an argument at him.

It's cool though, he took some deep breaths.

He sends a video feed through to Tim, the light of his bedroom on, and an itty-bitty very-much-alive crocodile chilling on the palm of his hand. ]

It's not dead.

[ He sounds mildly surprised, and even pleased. God, if he's not careful he might actually be in danger of looking happy for once. Apparently no-one can resist the charm of the resurrecting baby crocodile. ]

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[video] timisnotme January 19 2011, 02:12:06 UTC
*Oh shit. Alex might almost be smiling. Is there a record button on these comms? Tim is witness to a rare and beautiful thing.*

Sweet! Aww he's so tiny! Check it out, a taste of things to come.

*He turns the comm to show Vector basking on a patch of sunshine on his bed with his mouth open. He's tripled in size and from snout to tail is about 8 inches long.*

Thought up a name yet?

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[video] 40410 January 20 2011, 16:21:19 UTC
[ Quick, get a photograph. You'll need solid evidence of this or no-one will ever believe you.

Alex looks impressed. Also, uh... ]

...You let him run around loose?

[ And you may be shocked by this, but he has actually managed to come up with something. Mostly thanks to that stint he had as a little kid. The fact that it was mansion fuckery aside, that was not a bad time.

Hopefully this isn't a completely stupid name. ]

I was thinking, uh. Mosa?

As in Mosasaurs. They were like crocodile fish dinosaurs. Well, not really dinosaurs.

[ ...Alex, you're trying too hard again. ]

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[video] timisnotme January 20 2011, 21:34:51 UTC
Not all the time. He has a big terrarium thing but I let him out a few times a day to run around. Though he mostly just lounges on my bed.

Hey, that's not bad!

*He's so proud of you. Look at them social skills you're developing.*

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