18 // wacky dreaming funtiems
((ooc: way too many dreams to choose from :| I've left some opportunities to drop in actually, cut in wherever you like - we'll say the dreams are repeating and they can have variations. :D And couldja let me know where/when you are if you do.))
( cut ooc for ridiculous length. )
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Are you serious? Does she look anything like a crocodile to you?
[ His hands point at the blonde, clearly, although it's unclear who exactly he is complaining to, since he doesn't seem to be paying any attention to Alex. ]
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Who are we kidding, that's still the cue to get the hell out of bed.
"Is he calling me a crocodile?!" Amy demands of Alex.
"You'd better not have brought your crocodile," Alex says to Bhamba.
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[ He jumps out of bed, agitated and... ah... sorry, no boxers. ]
Nobody is a crocodile! There are no crocodiles anywhere!
[ A little despair accompanies that last statement and curbs his anger enough to direct Bhamba's attention to the subject of today's dress code. He covers himself with a pillow sheepishly. ]
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*Remember that door you had installed that goes from the forest to your room? No? Well Masky comes tearing through that door being chased by a very angry crocodile that seems to have doubled in size. Judging from the state of his jacket her appetite has only been wheted. He runs through the door on the opposite side of the room and him and the crocodile dissapear into the rest of the house.*
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[ He throws down the pillow and runs after Masky and the crocodile. ]
Wait!! Wait!!!
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"That's not a crocodile, that's an alligator!" says Alex as he grabs her hand and runs after the other two.
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Do you leave the house in anything but--
[ He turns around and spots bipedal!Crocmy; his eyes widen as music starts playing in his mind... and the dream, presumably, since that is where he's currently at. ]
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"Is this why you named your crocodile after my girlfriend?!"
"You forgot the trousers," Amy tells Bhamba, her teeth snapping. "If you were a bell, I could see your clapper."
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"You," he says, reaching for her hands while gazing deeply into her soulful, slit-pupilled eyes, "can ring my bells anytime you want."
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Alex floodles with annoyance. "I've never cheated on you!"
"Please," says Amy, "I can count the number of women who don't think you're pathetic on, like, the fingers of one elbow."
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The music changes accordingly as he draws himself as close as her beautiful snout will allow.
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...Alex is probably talking to himself over here.
"I'll just go and make out with Susan!"
He sort of slides out of this scene, but dreams allow for an omnipotent perspective in which the dreamer is not technically present, so the narration has an excuse to stick around and see how much damage Amy's gator kisses will do to Bhamba's face.
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"...Susan?"
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Susan Ivanova, saluting at Bhamba in reply. "Definitely not me!"
The omnipotent perspective is exuding great amounts of oh god this is not happening. Amy is pouting, which is an impressive feat with alligator lips. "She's not even blonde!"
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