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[40000_tribbles]

What? Me, bored? NO! Why would you say that? Oh...three live journal entries in 10 minutes...one of them about making live journal entries and being bored? Oh...I see.
I broke my bed as well. The ladder has come off. So to the couch once more...I think I'll go sleep now.

Comments

[polish_lover]

you have a bed with a ladder? oh jony.

[kill_girls]

To try and win round his mother, you could always present her with a photo album made of toffee, filled only with pictures of your unclothed genitals.

[polish_lover]

and perhaps comment on how much perkier your breasts look than hers in the top that you are both wearing, and then whisper loudly that her stuffing her face that every hour god sends might not be helping the "problem".

[kill_girls]

You may also remark to your prospective father-in-law that the mushroom sauce is almost as bitter as his son's love juices, whilst lightly coating the maitre d's ear canal with pollen and preparing to release killer bees.

[polish_lover]

or making blowjob motions on the lit candle sticks, and yelping angrily every time you burn yourself, pouting at your boyf, and telling his parents that you are disgusted with their taste in restaurants, and that you deserve better than the crap they deem fit. then begin caressing your breasts and moaning loudly on how you have never been so aroused.

[kill_girls]

At this point you should probably produce your trusty vibrator and attmpt to insert it into his 87-year-old grandfather's nostril, saying "you know where this has been, don't you?" and winking at the rest of the family as if sharing a merry joke.

[polish_lover]

then you would turn it on yourself, clamber up unelegantly onto the table, strip to your unmatching underwear and begin gyrating about, singing "satisfaction" and hummng the beat bits.

[kill_girls]

Now would also be a good time to tunnel under your date's skin and establish a small yet thriving settlement in his loop of henle.

[polish_lover]

once you had prospered and raised many illegitimate children you would return to the dinner table via his nostrils and light up a ciggarette and ceaslessly put it out on your future mothers face, while slowly unbuttoning her cheesecloth pinafore, and dropping fag ash down her bra.

[kill_girls]

After thus impressing your in-laws, you might feel like sellotaping yourself to an elephant's testicle, and refusing to get off until someone holds your date's head underwater for 4.53 minutes.

[polish_lover]

then you would thank everyone for a horrible evening, remind them to call you by your full name and tell them all that you don't want to see them again for 5 days so you have time to forgive them. a succesfull date with only a few faux pas.