Oi, Roc'! Told yeh I'd find the weird photo of Connor + the iron!

[4_thee_my_lord]

Comments

[dukefuckinwayne]

What the fuck am I looking at here?

That is just fuckin' weird. What the fuck is wrong with your brother, man?

[dukefuckinwayne]

I say you better watch his ass, man... I mean, he looks better than some of the chicks the guys drag in do at least. Might not be able to contain themselves.

[need_some_rope]

Aye, that's true enough! Who'da thought I'd have ta be standin' up fer my own brother's virtue with those guys? But I've seen the evidence now, and its jus' a matter of time...

[dukefuckinwayne]

Hey at least you're fuckin' standing up for it and not trying to pimp him out or something?

[need_some_rope]

... I see what yer sayin' there, Roc. Yer sayin' I should be tryin' ta make some money out of this, aye?

[dukefuckinwayne]

Hey, all I'm sayin' is others might see an opportunity to earn some quick cash outta this.

[need_some_rope]

... How about we get him drunk again, slap on the slap an' the tiara an' set him up a kissing booth at the bar? He can keep his honor an' still make us a buck or two.

[dukefuckinwayne]

You think we can fucking trick him again, man?

[need_some_rope]

If we offer him enough free beer he might not even need ta be tricked...

[dukefuckinwayne]

Hey, it's worth a fucking shot! Think we need to this, Connor. Earn us some money.

[need_some_rope]

Except that we'll need a lot of the guys interested ta make back the cost of all that beer...

[dukefuckinwayne]

Yeah, well, depends on how much we're fuckin' charging them too, man...

[need_some_rope]

Aye, that's true. What do yeh think my brother is worth?

[dukefuckinwayne]

Fuck, man, I don't know. Gotta be at least worth three bucks a kiss or so, right?

[need_some_rope]

So... We need two kisses per beer, yeh reckon? At least Doc's cheap... an' now so is my brother!

[dukefuckinwayne]

Unless you think we can jack up the prices... maybe after everyone gets a little drunker?