14 - [Audio]

[3wayforjustice]

There... is a way to stop the vegetables from speaking, isn't there? I haven't gone mad and just dreamed it up, have I?

I... I would appreciate it. If someone told me...

[If he sounds a little out of it, or groggy, it's because someone hasn't really slept since this happened. It just feels like the voices are getting louder. More difficult

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[iwannabeadragon]

Oh you're mad alright, but there is a way to stop them.

[iwannabeadragon]

Do you think a 'real' family is any different?

[IT WAS A PUMPKIN! THAT'S LIKE BEING SAD BECAUSE SOMEONE STEPPED ON A CABBAGE THAT LOOKED LIKE A CAT.]

[3wayforjustice]

If I say I don't, you're just going to tell me it isn't, aren't you?

[YOU WOULD BE SAD IF IT WERE A LEANDRA PUMPKIN.]

[iwannabeadragon]

It's like you can read my mind.

[IT WOULD STILL BE A PUMPKIN.]

[3wayforjustice]

Let's hope not. I have no desire to get into your head... however... interesting an experience that may be.

[BUT IT WOULD SCREAM LIKE YOUR MOTHER.]

[iwannabeadragon]

Not interested in all my little secrets?

[THEN WEAR EARPLUGS.]

[3wayforjustice]

Perhaps if you were better capable of keeping secrets.

[iwannabeadragon]

Maybe I'm so good at it you only think I'm bad.

[3wayforjustice]

How does that work?

[iwannabeadragon]

Because I say so, and I'm always right.

[3wayforjustice]

You can't always be right.

[iwannabeadragon]

I haven't been proven wrong yet.

[3wayforjustice]

How about when you thought a certain tattooed elf would be a good addition to our merry band of heroes?

[iwannabeadragon]

What can I say? I have a soft spot for strays...most of whom have horrible decision making skills.

[Seriously, Hawke is surprised they survived as long as they did without him.]

[3wayforjustice]

Now that's just rude. Varric is perfectly capable of decision making.

[iwannabeadragon]

Be sure to tell him that next time he suggests we go into the Deep Roads.

[That was such a fun little jaunt.]