Witch Doctors and Voodoo.

[3lwap0]

I'm desperate. Totally, completely desperate. My arse is a misfit. A malcontent that will not conform to the usual rules of arse-hood. You poop, you sit, you poop, you sit - it's a cycle of life. Hukuna Matata man - The Circle of Ass. I've become so desperate, that a website I found where people submitted their remedies suggested something called

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[blackbirdshaq]

I know that you are in pain... but that just me guffaw.

Have you NOT seen a gastroenterologist yet? My GOD! Go make an appt yourself. You need a scope, hon, not a proctology exam.

BTW, my hemorrhoids are flaring up. My butt is trying to sympathize with you.

[illi_oh_girl]

Yes, A gastroenterologist is who you should see next.

Did the rectal guy look for fissures and stuff?

Dude call. I can at least help you figure out what to ask.

*hugs*