Only in DC do you frequently get late-to-work excuses like this

[3fgburner]

Comments

[dantheserene]

Don't forget the samd ads in the Metro stations at least out to Crystal City.

I avoid most of the motorcades and suspisious packages by never getting closer to DC than Pentagon City. Life is sweeter on this side of the river.

[jaine_parr]

I've been a few of those motorcades, with folks heading to Arlington. Traffic isn't always bomb threats or useless political folks heading off to speechify.

[3fgburner]

That, too. I should have specifically mentioned that PGR missions / Arlington processions didn't fall into the "annoyance" or "traffic jam" categories.

[killien]

Or that a major crash on the metro will cause some "delays"