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[3catsjackson]

With Penis Enlarge Patch your penis will be bigger than Statue of Liberty!

Um... no thanks. Really, very no. Sounds unwieldy at best, probably quite uncomfortable. Not to mention the great expense of pants and the inevitable roof repair.

Jeez, who writes this stuff?

Comments

[witchofnovember]

Any why do they think that anybody with the word witch in their email/username would need viagra?

[ysengrin]

Ah, the first scan on that gave me "your penis bigger that the Statue of Liberty's" ... followed by the thought that the Statue of Liberty would have no penis at all, being female, and thus the offer would be pretty weak.

Happily I re-read your post before my mind wandered off into visions of the Statue of Liberty cross-dressing or being transsexual ...

[svashtar]

Yeah, but imagine how fun it would be to scare entire cities!
Just when you thought it was safe to go outside...da da DUM! A golden shower you'll never forget!

Okay, I'll go now.

[livenolies]

Jeez, who writes this stuff?

out of work software engineers. ;)

[elka_woof]

It would also limit the population of potential mates to monsters from Godzilla movies.