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Oct 09, 2005 17:39

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breo_saighit October 9 2005, 08:06:44 UTC
*prays to any gods that i haven't offended yet*

Yeah, good luck finding one of those! :P

'I take back all that stuff I said, Jesus! You weren't a hippy, your mother wasn't a slut, and your father really IS God! Who really DOES exist! Honest!'

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just_bellae October 10 2005, 13:22:00 UTC
*sulks* But!! I.. um.. I came up with the name!! *sigh*...I wanna be boss

Fine.. but i get to be Boss of all our recruits!

Now, onto special ceremonies... Should include orgies or not?? If yes, there needs to be rules, such as no one under..well, lets say 16?? Legal age of consent in victoria. After all, we aren't christians!

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35nightmares October 10 2005, 13:26:29 UTC
nor catholics :O

there should be orgies in every kind of religion... i sort of figured that was a given

the real question that we must answer is will there be live sacrifices?

The way i see it... yes, but they must be intelligent enough to communicate consent eg. monkeys trained to use sign language, or.. y'know... those that annoy us

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just_bellae October 10 2005, 13:35:10 UTC
Nooo... Not monkeys. Only people.. Monkeys are too cute :-)

Find people who are both annoying and well, no, just annoying. And of course all those who refuse to accept Octogod as a true god!!

But how to do it?? Fire? Buried alive?? Something more instant maybe, slit throat perhaps?? Or something slower... like impalement??

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35nightmares October 10 2005, 13:51:53 UTC
impalement only works if it's a flaming pike

but i like your attitude :)

we need some insanely rigid and impossible to pass trials circa the salem witch trials i believe

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