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Title: No Good Reason
Theme: # 22 Vegetables - Set 1
Claim: Zoro/Sanji
Words: 363
Rating: PG
Warnings: Cursing, and a male body
Disclaimers: Not mine.
After that day, Sanji decided that showing any actual kindness towards the marimo brute was a lost cause. And it was not his fault! After preparing drinks for his two lovely ladies, there were still some fruits left, well enough for Sanji to make another drink. Hearing the grunting of Zoro counting 3861, 3862, 3863 through the window of the galley, Sanji decided that the training maniac of the crew needed some refreshment. Oh, he should have ignored the idiot as usual.
The drink had fell to the deck and the glass had smashed into thousands of small pieces, the juice all over the place. The marimo had looked up at him with his usually deadpanned look, but Sanji had swallowed down and turned around on his heel.
Back into his galley, he begun chopping up the vegetables they would have as a part of dinner that evening with a frightful force, and it was all the idiot swordsman's fault. What the hell was wrong with that man?
“Oi, cook!”
And now he was here. Great... Even inside of Sanji's mind, the word dripped of sarcasm.
“What the hell do you want, marimo?”, Sanji hissed, staring down the vegetables he was currently killing. Couldn't the other man just get the fuck out of his kitchen?
“You dropped the drink outside. You okay, your hands are shaking. Take it easy on the cucumber, idiot-chef.”
“Well, you can't really blame me, can you? What's your excuse for hrmm...”, Sanji trailed of, waving the knife at Zoro's appearance.
“Usopp's new invention broke.”, Zoro shrugged.
“It always does, you know that.”
“The fighting destroyed the others.”
“Still not good enough.”, Sanji bit back.
“My last ones got wet diving into the sea, saving Luffy.”
“And this is your solution?”
“It's hot.”, were Zoro's last comment before he got a tomato and some very well cut up cucumber in his face.
“Hot outside or not, you don't walk around on a ship with ladies on board doing situps without pants, idiot marimo!”, screamed Sanji after him as he chased the naked Zoro out of his kitchen.