Shopping With Seiya Kou (Sailor Moon; Seiya/Usagi; #28)
Title: Shopping With Seiya Kou
Author:
seikochan
Pairing: Tsukino Usagi (Sailor Moon) x Seiya Kou (Sailor Star Fighter)
Fandom: Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon
Theme: #28. Wada Calcium CD3
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Tsukino Usagi, Seiya Kou, and any of the other characters that briefly appear in this drabble are not my property, but belong to the fantastic Naoko Takeuchi. Neither do I own Wada Calcium CD3, but I don't know who to credit for that. :( But here's the checklist, if you'd like to take a gander at it.
"Oh, no ... What are you doing here?"
Seiya Kou grinned easily at a fuming Usagi, straightening up from the vending machine that he was leaning against. "Well, hello to you, too, Odango. I'm shopping just like any average person does. I'm sure that's not illegal now, is it?" he drawled, flashing his perfect, pearly-white, toothpaste-commercial-worthy teeth at her.
But Usagi was completely immune to his charms (having that same pop idol sit behind you in class and pester you needlessly through each torture-filled school day could do that to a person), and merely rolled her eyes, stalking past him as she headed towards the pharmacy corner of the small grocery store. Naturally, said pop idol followed the angry Odango-atama, happily oblivious of the whispers and stares that his presence attracted.
"So, Odango, what are you buying?" he said conversationally, peering over her shoulder to squint at the list she was holding. "None of your business, Seiya. Go ... Sign pictures of yourself or something," the blonde grumbled, trying valiantly to ignore her unwanted companion, but failing.
Seiya let out a loud laugh, drawing even more attention to himself. "Aw, come now, Odango. If you really wanted an autographed picture of me, all you had to do was ask," he smiled, patting one of her buns affectionately before reaching into his pocket to pull out a glossy photograph of himself, complete with his flamboyant signature in bright red ink.
"You actually carry signed photographs of yourself?" Usagi deadpanned. "Always prepared, Odango. Look, I'll even kiss it for you," Seiya answered back, pressing a smack to the glossy surface before pushing the picture at her. Usagi took it, giving it a cursory glance before throwing it over into the next aisle where a few teenagers and a couple of middle-aged women fought over the precious photograph. Seiya pouted at the girl, but she paid him no attention, focusing on the list she gripped tightly in her hand.
"What's this thing?" Seiya asked, snatching the paper out of her hand. "It's a shopping list, baka," Usagi said impatiently, trying to retrieve the paper but failing due to the difference in their heights. Curse her being vertically challenged! She tried battering him with her fists in hope that he would be hurt enough to let go, but he merely held her off with his free arm. Curse her being horizontally challenged! (Limb-wise, at least.)
"Wada Calcium CD3?" the dark-haired singer read aloud. Usagi stopped trying to hit him and quickly stepped back, her face bright red as he chortled loudly at her expense. "What does an Odango-atama like you need that for?" he remarked between barks of laughter.
Usagi fumed, casting surreptitious glances at the other shoppers. "Shut up shut up shut up!" she hissed, taking the opportunity to steal back her shopping list while he was trying to catch his breath. "Aw, c'mon, Odango ... I was only kidding," Seiya gasped out, wiping tears from his eyes and following her to the back of the store.
"I don't care! Look, don't you have something better to do other than harass people while they're trying to buy vitamins for their family?" the blonde hissed, pointedly focusing her gaze on the pharmacist as she searched for the aforementioned calcium supplements, all the while sneaking curious looks at the odd couple fighting in front of her counter.
"But aren't you happy to be spending time with me? I know every other girl would kill to spend some time with the fabulous Seiya-sama," the idol said, propping himself against the counter to regard Usagi with puppy-dog eyes. "Well, I'm not every other girl," she retorted, practically snatching the bottle of tablets out of the pharmacist's hands before stomping down another aisle.
"I know you aren't. That's why I like you," Seiya called, causing her to stop in the middle of the aisle. Usagi carefully turned around to look at him. He stood there, watching her hopefully, an uncharacteristically hesitant grin on his face. The whole store seemed to grow quiet at that moment, each customer, cashier and salesclerk falling silent to hear what would happen next.
Usagi cocked her head, regarding him thoughtfully, before sighing mock-exasperatedly and allowing a wide smile to spread across her lips. Seiya's grin widened and he quickly reverted back to his usual cocky stance, striding down the aisle to pluck the shopping basket from her arm. "C'mon, Odango - we'll be here all day if you don't start moving!" he smirked, walking ahead of her.
The blonde raised a brow at his retreating back, but jogged to catch up with him. He slowed in his steps till she could walk alongside him, and soon enough they had started up an argument about which item to get next.
Unnoticed to the two, a middle-aged woman sidled up to her friend. "Do you think this is one of those teenage drama scenes?" she asked suspiciously, watching the two out of the corner of her eye. Her friend merely shrugged, and so the two ladies - and the rest of the store, for that matter - were left to wonder what in the world had just happened.
O · MA · KE!
"Hey, Odango ..."
"What is it?" she replied distractedly, digging through her purse for her wallet.
"Why do these balloons come in little foil packets?"
The blonde looked up confusedly, seeing the dark-haired singer fiddling with a pack of ... things that were certainly not balloons. Usagi gaped in horror as the pop idol took one out, peering at it carefully before thrusting it up to her nose. "Hey, maybe we could have a party with these! I'll call Taiki and Yaten, and you can call your friends, and we can all get together and have some fun - Odango?"
Seiya exchanged bewildered looks with the cashier as Usagi rushed out of the store, clutching her groceries tightly in one arm and her still open purse in the other.
"NEVER AGAIN, SEIYA KOU!!!"
Author:
seikochan
Pairing: Tsukino Usagi (Sailor Moon) x Seiya Kou (Sailor Star Fighter)
Fandom: Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon
Theme: #28. Wada Calcium CD3
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Tsukino Usagi, Seiya Kou, and any of the other characters that briefly appear in this drabble are not my property, but belong to the fantastic Naoko Takeuchi. Neither do I own Wada Calcium CD3, but I don't know who to credit for that. :( But here's the checklist, if you'd like to take a gander at it.
"Oh, no ... What are you doing here?"
Seiya Kou grinned easily at a fuming Usagi, straightening up from the vending machine that he was leaning against. "Well, hello to you, too, Odango. I'm shopping just like any average person does. I'm sure that's not illegal now, is it?" he drawled, flashing his perfect, pearly-white, toothpaste-commercial-worthy teeth at her.
But Usagi was completely immune to his charms (having that same pop idol sit behind you in class and pester you needlessly through each torture-filled school day could do that to a person), and merely rolled her eyes, stalking past him as she headed towards the pharmacy corner of the small grocery store. Naturally, said pop idol followed the angry Odango-atama, happily oblivious of the whispers and stares that his presence attracted.
"So, Odango, what are you buying?" he said conversationally, peering over her shoulder to squint at the list she was holding. "None of your business, Seiya. Go ... Sign pictures of yourself or something," the blonde grumbled, trying valiantly to ignore her unwanted companion, but failing.
Seiya let out a loud laugh, drawing even more attention to himself. "Aw, come now, Odango. If you really wanted an autographed picture of me, all you had to do was ask," he smiled, patting one of her buns affectionately before reaching into his pocket to pull out a glossy photograph of himself, complete with his flamboyant signature in bright red ink.
"You actually carry signed photographs of yourself?" Usagi deadpanned. "Always prepared, Odango. Look, I'll even kiss it for you," Seiya answered back, pressing a smack to the glossy surface before pushing the picture at her. Usagi took it, giving it a cursory glance before throwing it over into the next aisle where a few teenagers and a couple of middle-aged women fought over the precious photograph. Seiya pouted at the girl, but she paid him no attention, focusing on the list she gripped tightly in her hand.
"What's this thing?" Seiya asked, snatching the paper out of her hand. "It's a shopping list, baka," Usagi said impatiently, trying to retrieve the paper but failing due to the difference in their heights. Curse her being vertically challenged! She tried battering him with her fists in hope that he would be hurt enough to let go, but he merely held her off with his free arm. Curse her being horizontally challenged! (Limb-wise, at least.)
"Wada Calcium CD3?" the dark-haired singer read aloud. Usagi stopped trying to hit him and quickly stepped back, her face bright red as he chortled loudly at her expense. "What does an Odango-atama like you need that for?" he remarked between barks of laughter.
Usagi fumed, casting surreptitious glances at the other shoppers. "Shut up shut up shut up!" she hissed, taking the opportunity to steal back her shopping list while he was trying to catch his breath. "Aw, c'mon, Odango ... I was only kidding," Seiya gasped out, wiping tears from his eyes and following her to the back of the store.
"I don't care! Look, don't you have something better to do other than harass people while they're trying to buy vitamins for their family?" the blonde hissed, pointedly focusing her gaze on the pharmacist as she searched for the aforementioned calcium supplements, all the while sneaking curious looks at the odd couple fighting in front of her counter.
"But aren't you happy to be spending time with me? I know every other girl would kill to spend some time with the fabulous Seiya-sama," the idol said, propping himself against the counter to regard Usagi with puppy-dog eyes. "Well, I'm not every other girl," she retorted, practically snatching the bottle of tablets out of the pharmacist's hands before stomping down another aisle.
"I know you aren't. That's why I like you," Seiya called, causing her to stop in the middle of the aisle. Usagi carefully turned around to look at him. He stood there, watching her hopefully, an uncharacteristically hesitant grin on his face. The whole store seemed to grow quiet at that moment, each customer, cashier and salesclerk falling silent to hear what would happen next.
Usagi cocked her head, regarding him thoughtfully, before sighing mock-exasperatedly and allowing a wide smile to spread across her lips. Seiya's grin widened and he quickly reverted back to his usual cocky stance, striding down the aisle to pluck the shopping basket from her arm. "C'mon, Odango - we'll be here all day if you don't start moving!" he smirked, walking ahead of her.
The blonde raised a brow at his retreating back, but jogged to catch up with him. He slowed in his steps till she could walk alongside him, and soon enough they had started up an argument about which item to get next.
Unnoticed to the two, a middle-aged woman sidled up to her friend. "Do you think this is one of those teenage drama scenes?" she asked suspiciously, watching the two out of the corner of her eye. Her friend merely shrugged, and so the two ladies - and the rest of the store, for that matter - were left to wonder what in the world had just happened.
O · MA · KE!
"Hey, Odango ..."
"What is it?" she replied distractedly, digging through her purse for her wallet.
"Why do these balloons come in little foil packets?"
The blonde looked up confusedly, seeing the dark-haired singer fiddling with a pack of ... things that were certainly not balloons. Usagi gaped in horror as the pop idol took one out, peering at it carefully before thrusting it up to her nose. "Hey, maybe we could have a party with these! I'll call Taiki and Yaten, and you can call your friends, and we can all get together and have some fun - Odango?"
Seiya exchanged bewildered looks with the cashier as Usagi rushed out of the store, clutching her groceries tightly in one arm and her still open purse in the other.
"NEVER AGAIN, SEIYA KOU!!!"