Send Me An E-Mail (HiruMamo, Eyeshield 21, # 2 - News;Letter)
Theme 2: News; Letter
Hiruma x Mamori
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Dear Hiruma,
I’m still not prepared to forgive you for what you did. I think that it’s ridiculous that you expect me to apologize as though it’s my fault for what happened. You were the one who let your crazy emotions get a hold of you, again. I’m writing to this mail to inform you of the fact that you could pull the silent treatment on me for as long as you want. I have no want to talk to you anyway.
Sincerely,
Mamori
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Damn Manager -
What the fuck is your problem? I’ve told you a million times before, the whole incident was not my fucking fault! And what’s with this damn “I’m giving you the silent treatment” shit? You’re the one who refuses to talk to me. In fact, if you had just talked to me before the whole thing happened, we wouldn’t be in this fucking situation, would we?
-Hiruma
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Dear Hiruma,
Don’t use that fowl language when writing to me.
What do you mean if I had talked to you? What am I, your mother? Am I supposed to tell you everything you can and can’t do? You’re acting like a child, you know that? If you would just apologize for sticking your nose, and your fingers for that matter, where they don’t belong, then we could get this whole thing over with.
Sincerely,
Mamori
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Damn Manager -
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKDAMNSHITFUCK!
How do you like them FUCKING apples? I bet that gets you really FUCKING pissed off, don’t it?
Anyway, I didn’t do ANYTHING wrong. How was I supposed to assume not to touch the FUCKING thing? It didn’t have a FUCKING sign on it that said “Don’t FUCKING touch me!”
-Hiruma
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Dear Hiruma,
If you’re insisting on being childish, then FINE.
The facts are the facts -
You ate my cake without my permission!
And I was looking forward to eating it after classes too.
Sincerely,
Mamori
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Mamori -
Turn around.
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Mamori Anezaki turned around to face her boyfriend, Youichi Hiruma, who was staring hard at her. “This is stupid, you do know that, right?” He closed his laptop, and Mamori closed hers.
“Yeah,” Mamori nodded. “I guess it is…”
“If you want more cake, I’ll buy you some.”
“I’m sorry I got so mad about it.”
“Well you should be.”
“And now you say…?”
“Tch. Sorry for yelling.”
“Thank you,” Mamori stood up, gave Hiruma a peck on the forehead, and grabbed her coat.
“Where are you going?”
“Where else? To get more cake.”
-The End
Hiruma x Mamori
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Dear Hiruma,
I’m still not prepared to forgive you for what you did. I think that it’s ridiculous that you expect me to apologize as though it’s my fault for what happened. You were the one who let your crazy emotions get a hold of you, again. I’m writing to this mail to inform you of the fact that you could pull the silent treatment on me for as long as you want. I have no want to talk to you anyway.
Sincerely,
Mamori
***
Damn Manager -
What the fuck is your problem? I’ve told you a million times before, the whole incident was not my fucking fault! And what’s with this damn “I’m giving you the silent treatment” shit? You’re the one who refuses to talk to me. In fact, if you had just talked to me before the whole thing happened, we wouldn’t be in this fucking situation, would we?
-Hiruma
***
Dear Hiruma,
Don’t use that fowl language when writing to me.
What do you mean if I had talked to you? What am I, your mother? Am I supposed to tell you everything you can and can’t do? You’re acting like a child, you know that? If you would just apologize for sticking your nose, and your fingers for that matter, where they don’t belong, then we could get this whole thing over with.
Sincerely,
Mamori
***
Damn Manager -
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKDAMNSHITFUCK!
How do you like them FUCKING apples? I bet that gets you really FUCKING pissed off, don’t it?
Anyway, I didn’t do ANYTHING wrong. How was I supposed to assume not to touch the FUCKING thing? It didn’t have a FUCKING sign on it that said “Don’t FUCKING touch me!”
-Hiruma
***
Dear Hiruma,
If you’re insisting on being childish, then FINE.
The facts are the facts -
You ate my cake without my permission!
And I was looking forward to eating it after classes too.
Sincerely,
Mamori
***
Mamori -
Turn around.
***
Mamori Anezaki turned around to face her boyfriend, Youichi Hiruma, who was staring hard at her. “This is stupid, you do know that, right?” He closed his laptop, and Mamori closed hers.
“Yeah,” Mamori nodded. “I guess it is…”
“If you want more cake, I’ll buy you some.”
“I’m sorry I got so mad about it.”
“Well you should be.”
“And now you say…?”
“Tch. Sorry for yelling.”
“Thank you,” Mamori stood up, gave Hiruma a peck on the forehead, and grabbed her coat.
“Where are you going?”
“Where else? To get more cake.”
-The End