♊ 001 [text]

Mar 02, 2012 02:21

2o iim goiing two a22ume mo2t of you are 2mart enough to read

would anyone be kiind enough two tell me the neare2t locatiion from the ho2piital that 2ells food2tuff2

thank you

i gue22 that2 what people normally 2ay when a2kiing for help, anyway2

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[voice] bye_to_yer_head March 2 2012, 19:03:32 UTC
... Did you sit on your phone?

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[text] 2oiitgoe2 March 3 2012, 01:40:46 UTC
ye2

ii 2at on my phone, whatever that ii2

if you mean thii2 portable communiicatiion deviice, then no i diid not

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[voice] bye_to_yer_head March 3 2012, 21:18:18 UTC
*Too bad Sniper can't decipher most of this.*

Roight. Nevermind then.

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[text] 2oiitgoe2 March 4 2012, 05:59:31 UTC
what2 wrong wiith your voiice?

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[voice] bye_to_yer_head March 4 2012, 06:40:42 UTC
Nothin'. What's wrong with yer spellin'?

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Re: [voice] 2oiitgoe2 March 6 2012, 04:40:48 UTC
nothiing

iit2 called a quiirk diip2hiit

i dont have to type with it at all, but it's good for distinguishing between trolls, especially when they're lowbloods and there's hundreds of them.

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Re: [voice] bye_to_yer_head March 6 2012, 05:38:01 UTC
Th' ... oh roight.

Loike that fish guy I saw.

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Re: [voice] 2oiitgoe2 March 6 2012, 06:11:09 UTC
except i'm not anything like that bastard

we're barely even the same species

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Re: [voice] bye_to_yer_head March 6 2012, 06:22:53 UTC
His talkin' is easier t' understand than yer typin'.

Course you didn't knock me out 'f my boat.

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Re: [voice] 2oiitgoe2 March 7 2012, 07:28:43 UTC
[SIGH. He's going to get on voice because this is starting to get annoying.]

He thoundth like a blubbering fool; I don't really thee how he'th eathier to underthtand.

['Course lisps probably aren't easy to understand either.]

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Re: [voice] bye_to_yer_head March 7 2012, 15:42:26 UTC
*Hey, after listening to drunken Demo for hours on end, this isn't so bad.*

Better than tryin' t' figure out what yer sayin' when it's all got numbers in it. An' it's bright as all hell yellow.

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[voice] 2oiitgoe2 March 11 2012, 05:56:09 UTC
It'th not that hard to underthtand! Geethe. And I'm thorry that I'm a yellow blood. It'th not even that bright!

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[voice] bye_to_yer_head March 11 2012, 18:07:40 UTC
Sure is. Specially since I just learned how t' do this texting thing oh ... a week ago. We ain't all as technologically advanced as this place is.

You realize this blood thing is roight disgustin'?

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Re: [voice] 2oiitgoe2 March 12 2012, 11:35:40 UTC
A week. Are you a thlow leaner?

Do you have a problem with my blood? Doeth my thtatuth bother you?

[Yeah he might be a touch pissy over the blood caste and such.]

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Re: [voice] bye_to_yer_head March 13 2012, 17:26:12 UTC
Hey! We didn't have these blasted doovalackies where I come from alroight? S'new.

*He thinks he's doing pretty good actually.*

I got a problem with th' two of you constantly talkin' about it. S'disgustin'.

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Re: [voice] 2oiitgoe2 March 14 2012, 12:44:03 UTC
I don't think they're called doovalackieth...Are they?

[He's actually not sure at the moment.]

It'th a part of our culture! It'th not jutht thomething either of uth can ignore! After all, he'th a thea dweller and they get off on letting everyone know they've got the higher blood color!

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