I could

[2needles2many]

 I could write of the days I've spent in the park despite certain sensibilities to do with the changing weather. Or about how well Ebs is keeping TLC. How it seems like she doesn't need me anymore. how Bernie is grumpy at me for reasons I can't discern. How I was getting the mail the other night and nearly jumped out my skin when something made a

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[got_stitched_up]

STRESS WEDGE!

I have loads of them things you know, cause I'm "over aggressive" an' that, LOADS, I got a stress cow, an' a stress pig, an' a stress house, an' a stress sheep, an' something else but I don't remember.

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I wouldn't want to tear Boris Patricia away from his stress animal family just to be put through the grinder. Ie - my fingers. I'm alright with my wedge Peter Sweeter than Jam. You know me, i just gotta whinge about something. Cause i CAN NOW. :D TWO HANDED TYPING AGAIN.

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First of all, this bus is taking forever I've almost fallen asleep twice. Secondly trisha won't mind he prolly don't like me making him live on a farm with the other two he's a classy bitch.

Sammy sammy sammy sammy (aahhAhhhahhhAhhahhhhhh) what you up to tomorrow night? Go help us dye my hair? I aint sure what yet, I'm just BORED wiv bein all blond an' young lookin.

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Hope the bus comes all swift like. Last thing we need is you fallin asleep at the bus stop again. That was embarrassing trying to explain why we didnt need your face on all those milk cartons anymore.

Ah, well if it'll make him happy and stop complaining i'll put the piggy to use.

Nothing on, no. I'll come round and help make you beautiful, peteypie. Is stitch approving this venture? Cause i dont want to upset the man by helping you turn into a real boy.