[Registers as Spider-Man]

[2nd_spider]

Whole night, no muggings, no robberies, no would be kidnappers or evil despots pronouncing their claims for world domination.

...I'm bored.

This is usually a sign something is going to blow up soon.

Comments

[uberlikehermama]

... Doesn't that mean we should rest and get ready for whatever happens?

[2nd_spider]

Well.

Yeah.

But rest too much, and you'll be lethargic!

[shellofatime]

It's rude if you ask me. Is it too much to ask for them to show some common courtesy and leave a message saying they're taking the day off?

[2nd_spider]

You're telling me!

This web fluid ain't cheap, I'll tell you what.

[justoutrunyou]

Why ya gotta tempt fate like that?

[2nd_spider]

It's what I do. Call it a "shtick."

[Location scrambled]

[iluvjoker]

Wellll I was saving this for tomorrow night but since you asked so kindly...

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

[And somewhere in Neon City a movie theater explodes]

That's for making me pay to see that lame romance movie Cry, snack, snooze!

Re: [Location scrambled]

[scrapperzen]

... Spider, remind me to beat you senseless when this is done.

Re: [Location scrambled]

[iluvjoker]

Seriously did you see that movie? Yuck! I shoulda gone to see the Replacables.

Re: [Location scrambled]

[scrapperzen]

You know, the producer...

... Yeah, I'm not gonna finish that sentence. It's just asking for trouble. Just wait right there, we'll come and help you deal with coping with the awful movie.