dear mother, i am not the reason your life is so horrible. please ignore me so i can ignore you.

note to self: stop hanging out with selfish and stingy people. they make life no fun.

less then an hour till im home. longest drive ever!

hello world. the cabin was amazing. drinking and playing in the snow. pictures to come soon.

porterville you smell like crap. almost cabin time

so long central coast. im off to a lovely weekend in the mountians. im going to build an army of snow men.

hello hangover, thank you for making me feel like crap. i would now like to get on with my day and begin drinking. thanks for understanding.

i love you all! arroyo grande who is drinking?

Today i finally realized what i want to be when i grow up. I want to be happy. I don't care what it takes to achieve it.

i just joined the boondock saints. goodbye all evil!