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[2cool4europe]

Bohemia has been reclaimed in the name of the great German Empire.

Austria, I thank you for your donation. You should know better than to taint my city's mind with your disgusting music.

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[2cool4europe]

You want me to return your gracious gift? Why, Austria! I believe that makes you a complete asshole.

Somehow, I'm not surprised.

[ Prussia is loving this way too much. It was worth scaling the apartment and breaking into your room. ]

[2cool4europe]

Such a crude way to put it. If anything, I was merely enforcing my violin tax. The one that you were refusing to pay. Only the weak set up laws that they can't enforce.

Ha! Every time you play one of your sissy songs, it decreases the awesomeness factor of this city by at least ten. Thank God I'm here. If I weren't, then I'm sure the men would be prancing about in Austrian petticoats, planting flowers.

[fallenfishes]

...Bohemia?

[ Can Fin try on those glasses, please? Pleease? :| Not that she knows what they really are yet. ]

[2cool4europe]

[ Assumed comment log? SINCE THEY'RE ALWAYS CHILLIN'. ]

Yeah, Bohemia. One of Austria's most norther regions. It fits nicely with my brother, I might add.

[ Here, look. A lame pair of glasses. ]

[fallenfishes]

[ Yesss. Chillin' with my bestie is always awesome.

But now Fin is staring at those glasses confusedly. Object = city? What is his hetalia logic, Fin doesn't understand iiit. ]

Those glasses are... Bohemia? Really? So that's a part of Austria? How does that work?

[ And does Germany REALLY look good in them? ]

[2cool4europe]

What do you mean, 'how does that work'? We're countries, remember. We're as much of the land as we are of the people.

[ (no) ]

[mygodmyright]

Really, you're still squabbling over centuries old claims?

[2cool4europe]

Centuries? Your isolation must have fucked with your brain.

[mygodmyright]

Or you're a glory-monger living in the past, both literally and metaphorically.

[2cool4europe]

There's nothing wrong with being a glory-monger when I rightfully deserve it, you fool. In less than a year, my brother will be the greatest superpower Europe has ever seen!

[freedomwires]

Bohemia? An outdated way to refer to the Czech Republic.

[2cool4europe]

Don't make up words at me, brat.

oh my god my history. ping me if i'm wrong.

[freedomwires]

I wouldn't have a reason to. Bohemia hasn't been it's own independent state since the early 1900's.

Bohemia itself has never been independent. But it made up a huuuge part of Czechoslovakia.

[2cool4europe]

Ha! What nonsense! Bohemia can't be independent. It doesn't fit the criteria to be a nation.

[littlestcrybaby]

...

[2cool4europe]

What?

[littlestcrybaby]

N-nothing...

[2cool4europe]

Speak your mind, brat. Otherwise, you're just wasting my time.