XVI [Text/Private (Hackable)]

[2cool4europe]

Comments

[yougogirlfrien]

Yes they did!

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[2cool4europe]

WHY ARE YOU READING MY DIARY.

[2cool4europe]

.... No, they didn't. Everyone was too amazed by my awesome to mourn you. Besides, you're not a country. Shouldn't you be... Partitioned or something?

[yougogirlfrien]

You're the one putting it where everyone can totally see!

And, uh, yeah, they did! No one even, like, likes you! And, like, you should be partitioned! You're, like, totally retarded!

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[purgatory_maren]

...

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[purgatory_maren]

Prussia, you're an idiot. Seek help. I'm starting to think something is seriously wrong with your brain.

[2cool4europe]

I'm not the one reading other people's diaries!

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[purgatory_maren]

I kind of have to. You're... sort of being monitored, in case you forgot. You would think even when your attention has been drawn to that fact you would be a little more careful.

While I'm on the subject, Prussia, what do you know about Sealand?

[novaerog]

You have a diary?

And you forgot to mention how the Russian's kicked your ass,

[2cool4europe]

Of course I do! Every genius knows that a diary is key for continued brilliance!

I only include real things, sorry. If I wanted to write a fiction novel, perhaps I'd include that.

[novaerog]

Idiot.

When you put it like that, you sound like a ninny, old man. Your oatmeal brain obviously can't handle too much information that you have to write it out.

[2cool4europe]

Oh, I forgot... Most of Russia is illiterate, isn't it? Your disregard for the written language is understandable, then.

[gtfomyland]

 

[gtfomyland]

Don't talk about Austria.

[2cool4europe]

What are you going to do about it?

[gtfomyland]

I'll do what I want! I don't want to see his name mentioned, especially if he isn't here.

[2cool4europe]

Austria, Austria, Austria and his manwife. Austria sucks. Austria's the worst country in the world. Austria's vital regions are happier with me. Austria, Austria, Austria.