XXXIII [Video]

[2cool4europe]

[ The video begins with Prussia (surprise!). He, strangely enough, looks serious. No cocky grins here. ]

Hey, you intellectual types. I've got a riddle for you to solve.

[ He aims the screen at two sheets of paper, flattened out on the ground. They're both blotched with blood (Prussia's blood, to be exact. Fuck you, America).

The first paper. (

Comments

[mygodmyright]

Playing with cryptography, now?

[mygodmyright]

That being said, I doubt anyone is taking your childish doodles seriously.

[2cool4europe]

That's a decent reward! Hell, I've seen men beg to have a year removed from their military time!

If it's so simple, then you figure it out. I've enjoyed watching you try and fail miserably!

[mygodmyright]

It's a sorry day for patriotism when men beg to leave.

Perhaps I will, but certainly not for your benefit, of course. I'd solve it just to satiate my own curiosity.

[2cool4europe]

They're cowards. Cowards with watered-down Austrian blood.

And you'll fail.

[mygodmyright]

Blood has nothing to do with it. War has lost it's old grandeur; it's nothing more than a bloody and expensive way to keeping immovable state boundaries.

I've made more headway than you have, I'm willing to bet.

[2cool4europe]

Immovable for you on your island, maybe.

You're on.

[mygodmyright]

I owned a quarter of the world; do you really think I let my island limit me?

It's a bet. If you receive any assistance from an outside source, you automatically forfeit and lose.

[2cool4europe]

Owned. It was difficult to hold on to after America left, wasn't it?

Hahaha! Awesome! Especially considering how this city is mine, and everything here is merely an extension of Prussia! That means the citizens are mine, too!

1/2

[mygodmyright]

America had nothing to do with it!

[mygodmyright]

It was-- prudent to allow certain colonies to declare independence. France has always been a failure, but he's a prime example of exactly why not to hold on.

You misunderstand me. If you receive any help, even from your 'citizens', you automatically forfeit.

[2cool4europe]

To allow? Don't completely disregard all the effort I spent in training America's troops!

Fine.

[mygodmyright]

Both of us know the only reason you helped America was to take the mickey out of me.

[2cool4europe]

What the hell's a mickey?

[mygodmyright]

Blimey, it's a phrase. Rhyming slang.

Are you really that backward?

[2cool4europe]

You don't speak English properly.