"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." Str4wb3rry Mitch Hedberg quotes
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My power was a bitch and went off too! I cried. Then got over it. Then when we got it back i was okay.
I love you boo.
-Javi
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So, a Rabbi, a Priest, a Donkey, a Clown, and George Bush walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "what is this, some kind of joke?"
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yes, I do listen to Mike Jones. Who?
I stay flossin in that candy paint.
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Str4wb3rry Mitch Hedberg quotes
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