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[21yo_curmudgeon]

Holy shit, Draco wants me. Maybe not as smart as Derick, but definitely more evil. 'Tis a good tradeoff.
And interestingly enough, the person I'm actually spending v-day with isn't in here.

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[snowwhitetan]

Damn, I was hoping I would be the one to get your name tattooed on my butt!

[21yo_curmudgeon]

Feel free to do so anyways. The thought of Donald Rumsfeld's butt is very unpleasant.

[donald_rumsfeld]

My ass longs for you my love.

[21yo_curmudgeon]

Your ass can do a lot more important things for me. First inform the FBI not to notice my proceeding list entitled "People You'd Have Killed If You Really Loved Me."