ALKDFJSLKFKA FINGERS STOP HURTING!

[20thcenturyvole]

I managed to quite badly steam two fingers on my right hand while using the microwave, and though I have spent most of the afternoon submerging them in icy water they are still lobster-red and swollen and really quite painful. Um, occasionally spiking to real fucking agony, OW OW OW. Fuck you, nervous system. I NEED TO CARRY HEAVY SHOPPING TODAY.We

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[deadcat_vagrant]

Suggestion: take regular toothpaste (Not gel, gel won't work) and slather the burn with the toothpaste. I mean COAT it. Wait about an hour, rinse the toothpaste off gently with cool water, pat dry, and coat with toothpaste again. Toothpaste is a natural burn healer, and will help with the pain, too.

[20thcenturyvole]

Ooh, thank you! (Weirdly, I hear it also works well on spots?)

[deadcat_vagrant]

*nods* Yeah, if your spots are doing evil things, it can help deal with the redness and suck out the vileness. (Yick!) Just put it on before bed and wash it off in the morning.

[delurker]

:( At least your mood icon is exceedingly apt.

[20thcenturyvole]

If only he was wearing garnish instead of a tutu.

[missrebeccaa]

Here ya go, my baby:

http://www.sendspace.com/file/3dlzic

Johnny Cash loves you. So do we.

Love,
B.

[20thcenturyvole]

*dances* THANK YOU, BECKY!