Addicted to tastylisciousness. There are worse things in life.
You might get a kick out of this -- the other morning a couple of friends and I stumbled, bleary-eyed, into a starfucks
(Non-sequiter: slut mermaid. Seriously, check the logo. Contemplate it as you raise the emblazoned cup to your lips)
and someone in our trio ordered a coffee with 7 shots. Seven. What amazes me (besides the look of intense, eyes-closed pleasure as dude consumed his toxic concoction) is the fact that there was no heart-explodey excitement.
As a result of the research, Prof Griffiths is now pressing for caffeine addiction to be included in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, widely considered the bible of mental disorders.
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You might get a kick out of this -- the other morning a couple of friends and I stumbled, bleary-eyed, into a starfucks
(Non-sequiter: slut mermaid. Seriously, check the logo. Contemplate it as you raise the emblazoned cup to your lips)
and someone in our trio ordered a coffee with 7 shots. Seven. What amazes me (besides the look of intense, eyes-closed pleasure as dude consumed his toxic concoction) is the fact that there was no heart-explodey excitement.
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That's ridiculous! I hope he shall not succeed.
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