Erik/Charles Like a Good NeighboririshburnettJuly 29 2011, 03:30:43 UTC
Erik and Charles discover a new mutant with an odd ability. All they really do is say, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is THERE with a----" and whatever they add at the end actually appears. And if someone else says something afterwards, that thing appears too.
Make me laugh Anon! FOR THE CRACK!
SUPEROMEGABONUSPOINTS: All I really want is Charles flailing his arms and screaming, 'AND CAN I GET A HOT TUB?!?'
Like A Good Neighbor, Statefarm Is There With An Errant Commet FillascoolsuchasiJuly 29 2011, 04:49:36 UTC
This prompt. What is my life.
"We'll show you our's if you show us yours."
And it's probably one of the worst things Charles can say. It probably constitutes sexual harassment, especially when he and Erik are sitting on not so comfortable chairs in an office situated in the middle of the city.
Hello-my-name-is-Holly laughs out loud. It's obnoxious, and Erik think that the lamp behind her is looking like a good weapon. NO ONE LAUGHS AT CHARLES' RIDICULOUS MUTANT PICK UP LINES. NO ONE.
Charles sets a hand on his companions knee, and nods. Erik glares at her as he lifts his arms in the most glorious of all jazz poses.
Hello-my-name-is-Holly stops laughing, stares bewildered as the pen in her hand shakes and wobbles, then contorts into one of the most beautiful mini statutes she had ever seen.
"My god…"
You see, Holly, you have a gift, like us. You're not alone.And Holly smiles, even though the sensation of having someone in her head made her want to hurl
( ... )
Make me laugh Anon! FOR THE CRACK!
SUPEROMEGABONUSPOINTS: All I really want is Charles flailing his arms and screaming, 'AND CAN I GET A HOT TUB?!?'
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"We'll show you our's if you show us yours."
And it's probably one of the worst things Charles can say. It probably constitutes sexual harassment, especially when he and Erik are sitting on not so comfortable chairs in an office situated in the middle of the city.
Hello-my-name-is-Holly laughs out loud. It's obnoxious, and Erik think that the lamp behind her is looking like a good weapon. NO ONE LAUGHS AT CHARLES' RIDICULOUS MUTANT PICK UP LINES. NO ONE.
Charles sets a hand on his companions knee, and nods. Erik glares at her as he lifts his arms in the most glorious of all jazz poses.
Hello-my-name-is-Holly stops laughing, stares bewildered as the pen in her hand shakes and wobbles, then contorts into one of the most beautiful mini statutes she had ever seen.
"My god…"
You see, Holly, you have a gift, like us. You're not alone.And Holly smiles, even though the sensation of having someone in her head made her want to hurl ( ... )
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I can die happy now.
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*bows*
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Well then.
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