Azazel + Riptide or Azazel/Riptide, Bromance
anonymous
July 25 2011, 05:13:23 UTC
Azazel and Riptide have a mad bromance. They hang out on the submarine and get drunk, talk about girls and sex...and maybe occasionally fuck each other in a "it's not gay" way. You know, bro stuff.
Minifill: Caught In A Rad Bromanceladytalon1August 8 2011, 20:27:32 UTC
"And then I say to her, 'there is party in the pants and you have invitation,'" Azazel finishes, tugging the cap down over his eyes and putting his feet up on the communications console.
Riptide blinks and takes another slug of vodka. "You didn't say that."
"I say it; it is truth."
"What did she say, then?" he asks his friend skeptically.
Azazel's tail snakes out to grab another bottle. "She say she have RSVP, and I spend entire night giving her very loud moans." The red mutant unscrews the top and sniffs at the alcohol inside. "It give me rash for two weeks, but give her baby with long red tail." He thinks about this for a few moments, then starts to guffaw. "The doctors, they think she have tapeworm!"
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"And then I say to her, 'there is party in the pants and you have invitation,'" Azazel finishes, tugging the cap down over his eyes and putting his feet up on the communications console.
Riptide blinks and takes another slug of vodka. "You didn't say that."
"I say it; it is truth."
"What did she say, then?" he asks his friend skeptically.
Azazel's tail snakes out to grab another bottle. "She say she have RSVP, and I spend entire night giving her very loud moans." The red mutant unscrews the top and sniffs at the alcohol inside. "It give me rash for two weeks, but give her baby with long red tail." He thinks about this for a few moments, then starts to guffaw. "The doctors, they think she have tapeworm!"
They laugh about it for a full ten minutes.
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ARE MY FAVORITE
also, is your icon by any chance from Firefly
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