Prompt Post: ROUND FOUR

Jun 23, 2011 06:36

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X-Men, Skippy's list oddegg June 28 2011, 12:35:35 UTC
I WANT AN X-MEN ( SKIPPY'S LIST ), PEOPLE!!

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Re: X-Men, Skippy's list ladytiferet June 28 2011, 13:50:29 UTC
1. Sean is not allowed to whistle on ultra/supersonic levels (yes, Hank can hear it, no, it's not like a dog whistle).

2. Charles is not allowed to make everyone think they want another helping of veggies with their dinner.

3. Raven is not allowed to make herself look like president Kennedy if the grocery queue is too long.

4. Erik is not allowed to scare neighbors' dog with his smile (even if the dog is really mean).

5. Hank is not allowed to try and design a mutant-oriented brand of LSD.

6. Alex is not allowed to volunteer for Hank's experiments on a mutant-oriented brand of LSD.

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Re: X-Men, Skippy's list oddegg July 2 2011, 23:12:13 UTC
81a. Erik's 'you wouldn't clothe a tiger' speech does not give everyone the permission to go streaking all throughout the grounds.

81b. Unless Erik is volunteering to practice what he preaches, in which case Rule 81 is null and void.

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Re: X-Men, Skippy's list oddegg June 28 2011, 13:52:02 UTC
Erik is not allowed to play russian rulette with anybody, even with the enemy.

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Re: X-Men, Skippy's list oddegg August 3 2011, 07:28:40 UTC
AHAHAHAHA Erik you cheating cheater ... this is awesome.

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Re: X-Men, Skippy's list oddegg June 28 2011, 14:49:41 UTC
7. Sean is no longer allowed to sing in the shower.
8. 'I don't know. Go ask your father' is not a legitimate avoidance technique.
9. Charles and Erik are no longer, under any circumstances, allowed to play Good Cop, Bad Cop with Raven's potential dates.

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Re: X-Men, Skippy's list ladytiferet June 28 2011, 14:57:21 UTC
10. Especially if Erik attempts do be a Good Cop.

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Re: X-Men, Skippy's list oddegg June 28 2011, 17:44:56 UTC
10b. Especially because that makes Charles the Bad Cop.

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Re: X-Men, Skippy's list oddegg June 28 2011, 20:42:54 UTC
10b.ii Because Erik gets a bit too interested when Charles is the Bad Cop and no-one wants to know that much about their role-playing habits, thank you.

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Re: X-Men, Skippy's list oddegg June 28 2011, 21:52:35 UTC
10b.iii I think I make a good Bad Cop is not a valid excuse for Charles to brainwash anyone into letting him be Bad Cop.

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Re: X-Men, Skippy's list oddegg July 6 2011, 06:42:38 UTC
10b.ii.I Especially not Raven and her potential dates.

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Re: X-Men, Skippy's list ladytiferet June 28 2011, 15:01:23 UTC
11. "Genetics made me do it" is not a legitimate excuse for leaving a toilet sit up and wet towels on a bathroom floor.

12. "Genetics made me do it" is not a legitimate excuse for peeping on Mrs. Thomas while flying above her property.

13. "Genetics made me do it" is not a legitimate excuse for scaring the neighbors' dog (again).

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Re: X-Men, Skippy's list oddegg June 28 2011, 15:12:01 UTC
(oh internet, I knew you wouldn’t fail me! :D)

14. Sean is to stop asking Alex for a light when they’re both stoned.
15. Sean is to stop getting stoned and trying to fly off buildings. No it *isn’t* ok even when he *can* fly off buildings.
16. Alex is to stop testing his powers in the Great Hall whilst stoned. Charles was very fond of that tapestry.
17. Sean and Alex are to stop getting stoned.

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Re: X-Men, Skippy's list oddegg June 28 2011, 16:02:22 UTC
18. No minor should propose a blowjob to an adult.
19. No minor should propose a blowjob, period.
20. No rules on blowjobs, it a school, for Christ's sake, people!

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Re: X-Men, Skippy's list oddegg July 9 2011, 16:42:15 UTC
Charles, remember that old saying about glass houses and throwing stones?

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Re: X-Men, Skippy's list oddegg June 28 2011, 16:49:06 UTC
21. Asking Charles to convince guards that ‘these are not the droids you were looking for’ is both wrong and anachronistic.

22. Erik is not allowed to teach the children rude and offensive phrases in German, Polish or French.

23. Russian, Italian, Spanish and Albanian are out too.

24. If Charles insists on getting freaky with his boyfriend in the library then can he please put up a ‘do not disturb’ sign.

25. Getting Hank drunk and shaving his fur into a Mohawk is bad.

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