JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE KINK MEME

[1st_eggokage]

It seems like there's a kink meme for every fandom these days. I'm pretty sure everyone knows what it is, but for those of you who live under rocks, I'll clarify. A kink meme is where one (usually) anonymously posts a pairing and a kink, and someone else (again, usually) anonymously writes it. So I decided that we needed one. DON'T HURT ME IT'S ALL

Comments

[anonymous]

Okay, anons. It's probably PAINFULLY obvious who this is - why am I even bothering to log out?

FUGO/NARANCIA PLZ.

I'm almost hesitant to add a kink - I just need porn of these two like, yesterday. Angsty hurtcomfort sex would be nice, but really, just ANYTHING.

HELP ME, ANON. YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE.

[anonymous]

also - if you want to play up the fact that Narancia looks about twelve, anon will love you forever. >_>

[anonymous]

Anon has your number. :P

WILL DO BETTER NEXT TIME I SWEAR T_T

[anonymous]

Fugo rolls his eyes. Even the duct tape was better than this.

"Ow! Hey! Don't use that, I know exactly where it's been!"

"What's your problem?" says Narancia belligerently. " 's perfectly --"

"THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FIRST AID, YOU SHITEMONKEY, NOT --"

Suddenly Narancia has him pinned. His small, scarred hands dig into Fugo's shoulders, and Fugo is aware again that, despite his size, Narancia is older than him and has lived harder.

He is warm and bony, slightly unclean, familiar. Fugo being a sixteen-year-old boy and still coasting on adrenaline, he's half-hard at the merest insinuation of sex. He grins in submission.

~

Remembering, Fugo bites at his own knuckles for control, and sucks the bitter blood.

[anonymous]

Weather/Anyone. Anyone I say.

BUT I WANT USE OF HEAVY WEATHER'S ELECTRICAL FIELD POWERS OF ZAPPING. That made sense, definitely.

[anonymous]

THIS FANDOM NEEDS MOAR YURI, DAMMIT.

Hermes/Jolyne.

Dubcon - but Jolyne totally enjoys it. :3

MAKE MY DAY, ANON.

[anonymous]

Steely Dan/Jotaro. What else could this be but rape?

Or, you know. Something marginally more normal, like Girno/Mista. Wordplay. Humiliation is fine, but fluff is fine too.

[anonymous]

Seeing Jotaro noting his abuses toward him made Steely Dan rage. Did he seriously think the lovers could be defeated

[anonymous]

LOLLING SO HARD

MORE OF THIS PAIRING NEEDS TO BE WRITTEN

[anonymous]

GiornoxBruno, stand!sex. (Or other pt. 5 characters at anonymous' discretion.)

[anonymous]

Same shiz but with Bruno tops, plz. 8D