Comments | 1st_eggokage: this doc is called "ryan probably writes avada kedavra on things ~ironically~"

1st_eggokage

this doc is called "ryan probably writes avada kedavra on things ~ironically~"

Dec 04, 2010 22:46

SO ONCE UPON A TIME (A WEEK AGO) I WAS SNUGGLING MY GIRLFRIEND ON HER COUCH AND WE WERE TALKING TO GINNY ON SKYPE. THIS NEVER EVER ENDS WELL.

( [left in its original notated form for posterity, half written by me and half by reili because i think i was laughing too hard] )

bandom: hogwarts au, floppy hair and guyliner and tight jeans, fic, writerosity, alienating the flist

Comments 9

madcap_shiny December 5 2010, 07:14:51 UTC

+ I WOULD NOMINATE CHARLOTTE FROOM FOR SLYTHERIN OR PERHAPS RAVENCLAW. also why is Tenn a Slytherin and not a Hufflepuff I would like to know the logic here.

+ Chibi and her boys are "those weird Goth Hufflepuffs." They would posit that dark =/= mean.

+ Skye Sweetnam is in Gryffindor and when she is not in class she is a frequent patron of the House of Gaga.

+ Jess Orgliasso is a Gryffindor. I cannot decide whether Lisa is a Ravenclaw or a Hufflepuff.

+ Back in the day bbJoan and bbCherie were Gryffindors, Lita was a Slytherin, Sandy was a Hufflepuff, and Jackie was a Ravenclaw. WAY TO BE PRO-EQUAL REPRESENTATION, RUNAWAYS.

1st_eggokage December 5 2010, 07:39:33 UTC

+ I WOULD LIKE TO THINK CHARLOTTE IS SLYTHERIN. And Tenn is Slytherin because she's stealth evil and subconsciously tricks people with her niceness. (That's code for "because Z is Slytherin.")

+ YESSS HAHAHAHA THEY SO ARE. everyone just assumes that they're slytherin and then they remember that FALCORE HAS BRACES and therefore forfeits all his threat credibility omg michael falcore ilur face the end. /incoherency

+ lisa is ravenclaw.

+ N'AWWW RUNAWAYS.

idk why i'm using scc icons madcap_shiny December 5 2010, 19:07:28 UTC

+ I FIND THESE POINTS ENTIRELY ACCEPTABLE. (mmmmmm slytherin hatesex mmmmmm)

+ Michael Falcore has braces and says things like "that was lovely" in reference to walking around with no shoes. Michael Faclore's threat credibility is BELOW ZERO and he is happy that way.

+ See I thought Lisa would be Ravenclaw based on how she writes the songs + plays like three instruments, but also she is all about the merits of loyalty and being nice and I feel that it is very Hufflepuff too.

+ I DEBATED OVER WHETHER SANDY MIGHT BE GRYFFINDOR, TOO, BUT SOMETHING ABOUT HER JUST SAYS "INHERENTLY HUFFLEPUFF" TO ME Y/N

1st_eggokage December 5 2010, 19:34:15 UTC

+ MAN I WISH WE HAD A BEHIND THE SCENES FOR LOOKING GLASS TOO.

+ IT'S BECAUSE SHE'S BLONDE. ALSO BECAUSE HUFFLEPUFFS SEEM MORE LIKELY TO BE STONERS IMO. &sandywest;

perpl3xity December 5 2010, 17:25:38 UTC

Because he is the sluttiest slut that ever slutted. Boom.

1st_eggokage December 5 2010, 18:10:57 UTC

i like how you zero in on that one line.

perpl3xity December 6 2010, 04:04:29 UTC

That's really all I got out of this. It just out-sluts the rest of it.

Now I picture replacing all of the verbs in a sentence with a conjugation of the word slut. You've done your job well.

lalalala drabble 1st_eggokage December 5 2010, 18:19:41 UTC

Dating a Parselmouth, Mikey decides, is the best idea ever and he doesn't know why everyone else isn't doing it right now. Except for how Gabe and Alicia are the only two Parselmouths at school and right now they're kind of busy, seeing as how Alicia's grinding up against him and sucking a huge angry bite mark on his collarbone and Gabe- fuck, Gabe's inside him, moving slow and deep and easy. His breath is hot against Mikey's ear, fading between hissing in Spanish and just plain hissing, and sometimes Alicia will laugh and hiss something back, and Mikey has no fucking clue what either of them is saying, but fuck it's hot.

teh_slush December 6 2010, 07:52:49 UTC

"What people don't realize," Professor Saporta's telling the first-years, "is that snakes really aren't all that necessary in most potions." He waves his wand, and two of the vials on the desk float high enough for the class to see before starting to traverse the room.

"There's asp venom in one of those, and the other one has the venom of Cheiracanthium punctorium. Can anyone tell which is which?"

The first years shake their heads.

"See, there are all kinds of substitutes for snake venom, snake skin, even snake fangs. So, all of your books are going to need some fixing as we go along." The vials float back to the front desk and Professor Saporta opens his book. "All right, everyone open your books to page 124, scribble out 'skin of one cobra' and write in 'shell of two Skrewts,' and start collecting everything else on there." The cupboards open, and the first-years take a moment to raise eyebrows at each other before scuttling over.