GINNY I HATE YOU
vampire!Pin crack for Ginny, because she is an ENABLING WHORE.
Yamapi is half-asleep on the couch when he hears a slightly frantic knock at the door. Which is weird, seeing as how it's past ten and all. And if someone is knocking frantically at this time of night, and that someone is also yelling "PI SERIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO LET ME IN THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT" through the door, then that someone is most likely Jin, who never seems to remember that he totally has a key to Yamapi's apartment.
"Why," Yamapi gripes as he opens the door, "are you waking me up in the middle of the night? You have a key."
"BECAUSE I COULDN'T FIND IT AND I HAVE A PROBLEM, OKAY," Jin says loudly, and pushes past Yamapi into the apartment, because it's fucking cold outside.
Yamapi snickers and closes the door behind him. "What, run out of tampons?"
Jin flips him off. "Fuck you."
Yamapi grins. "Want me to?"
He's expecting this to perk up Jin's mood (and other things) considerably - this is Jin, after all - but he just sort of looks shifty and says, "Um, maybe later," and that should be the first sign that something is very wrong here.
Jin really doesn't look that good, Yamapi realizes. He's all pale and sort of shaking, and he keeps absentmindedly rubbing at his neck. Yamapi frowns. "Are you sick or something?"
"Or something," Jin says, and swallows nervously. "Pi, listen, there's..."
He trails off, staring at Yamapi. But before Yamapi can ask what's wrong, Jin has him pinned against the couch.
He's not looking Yamapi in the eye, though - Jin's focused on Yamapi's neck, licking his lips (which is really distracting, Yamapi would like to point out) and leaning in close.
"Jin," Yamapi says slowly. "You realize your teeth look kind of pointy, right?"
"That's the problem," Jin hisses back.
Oh. Well, then. "So... you're a vampire." Yamapi says awkwardly.
"Yeah."
"...Why, exactly, are you a vampire?"
"Uebo," Jin says simply, as if the answer was totally obvious and why did Yamapi even bother asking. Yamapi thinks he should probably be alarmed at how much sense that makes and how quickly he accepts it as an explanation. But it's a little hard to be rational when there is a Jin all up in your personal space, especially a Jin that is looking at you like he wants to devour you and is trying to decide where to bite first.
Which, y'know, is exactly what he wants, and maybe Yamapi should be more worried about that too, but right now it just sounds really really hot. "So what do you want me to do about it?"
"I'm hungry, Pi," Jin whines, and even his petulance is suddenly bizarrely attractive. Usually it's just sort of cute (if Yamapi is in a charitable mood) or flat-out annoying (if he's not), and that can only mean one thing.
"Stop using your vampire sexy mind power beams on me!"
"I didn't mean to!"
Jin's pout was deadly enough in the first place, this is just unfair. Because regular Jin is super extra hot, but vampire Jin is super extra double hot even when he's not actively using the sexy mind power beams, and Yamapi ignores the little voice in his head telling him this is a retarded idea. "Oh, fine."
Jin blinks. "Fine what?"
Yamapi tilts his head to the side, watching Jin's eyes track the movement of his neck. "Fine, you can have some." He considers for a moment. "But don't kill me or anything, because I will come back from the dead to haunt your ass."
Jin's on him before he can blink, and as his best friend's fangs sink into his neck, Yamapi thinks that the makeup girls are going to be so pissed at him tomorrow.
Yamapi is half-asleep on the couch when he hears a slightly frantic knock at the door. Which is weird, seeing as how it's past ten and all. And if someone is knocking frantically at this time of night, and that someone is also yelling "PI SERIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO LET ME IN THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT" through the door, then that someone is most likely Jin, who never seems to remember that he totally has a key to Yamapi's apartment.
"Why," Yamapi gripes as he opens the door, "are you waking me up in the middle of the night? You have a key."
"BECAUSE I COULDN'T FIND IT AND I HAVE A PROBLEM, OKAY," Jin says loudly, and pushes past Yamapi into the apartment, because it's fucking cold outside.
Yamapi snickers and closes the door behind him. "What, run out of tampons?"
Jin flips him off. "Fuck you."
Yamapi grins. "Want me to?"
He's expecting this to perk up Jin's mood (and other things) considerably - this is Jin, after all - but he just sort of looks shifty and says, "Um, maybe later," and that should be the first sign that something is very wrong here.
Jin really doesn't look that good, Yamapi realizes. He's all pale and sort of shaking, and he keeps absentmindedly rubbing at his neck. Yamapi frowns. "Are you sick or something?"
"Or something," Jin says, and swallows nervously. "Pi, listen, there's..."
He trails off, staring at Yamapi. But before Yamapi can ask what's wrong, Jin has him pinned against the couch.
He's not looking Yamapi in the eye, though - Jin's focused on Yamapi's neck, licking his lips (which is really distracting, Yamapi would like to point out) and leaning in close.
"Jin," Yamapi says slowly. "You realize your teeth look kind of pointy, right?"
"That's the problem," Jin hisses back.
Oh. Well, then. "So... you're a vampire." Yamapi says awkwardly.
"Yeah."
"...Why, exactly, are you a vampire?"
"Uebo," Jin says simply, as if the answer was totally obvious and why did Yamapi even bother asking. Yamapi thinks he should probably be alarmed at how much sense that makes and how quickly he accepts it as an explanation. But it's a little hard to be rational when there is a Jin all up in your personal space, especially a Jin that is looking at you like he wants to devour you and is trying to decide where to bite first.
Which, y'know, is exactly what he wants, and maybe Yamapi should be more worried about that too, but right now it just sounds really really hot. "So what do you want me to do about it?"
"I'm hungry, Pi," Jin whines, and even his petulance is suddenly bizarrely attractive. Usually it's just sort of cute (if Yamapi is in a charitable mood) or flat-out annoying (if he's not), and that can only mean one thing.
"Stop using your vampire sexy mind power beams on me!"
"I didn't mean to!"
Jin's pout was deadly enough in the first place, this is just unfair. Because regular Jin is super extra hot, but vampire Jin is super extra double hot even when he's not actively using the sexy mind power beams, and Yamapi ignores the little voice in his head telling him this is a retarded idea. "Oh, fine."
Jin blinks. "Fine what?"
Yamapi tilts his head to the side, watching Jin's eyes track the movement of his neck. "Fine, you can have some." He considers for a moment. "But don't kill me or anything, because I will come back from the dead to haunt your ass."
Jin's on him before he can blink, and as his best friend's fangs sink into his neck, Yamapi thinks that the makeup girls are going to be so pissed at him tomorrow.