this doc is called "ryan probably writes avada kedavra on things ~ironically~"
SO ONCE UPON A TIME (A WEEK AGO) I WAS SNUGGLING MY GIRLFRIEND ON HER COUCH AND WE WERE TALKING TO GINNY ON SKYPE. THIS NEVER EVER ENDS WELL.
gerard - muggle studies
mikeyway - care of magical creatures
bob - DADA
toro - herbology
frank - basically the janitor from scrubs.
gabe - potions! \o/
vicky-t - charms
ryland - history of magic
suarez - KING OF THE HOUSE-ELVES
adam fucking lambert - divination oh my god
patrick - transfiguration
joe troh - flying!!
pete - headmaster
andy - ancient runes
sean - arithmancy
matt bellamy - astronomy
nat - apparition
travie - bartender in hogsmeade
ke$ha - works at house of gaga
gaga - owner of house of gaga
kris - works at house of gaga
tommy - works at house of gaga
SLYTHERIN
brent (RUNS AWAY WITH A MERMAID)
bden (ACTUALLY A SEKRIT RAVENCLAW IN HIS HEART)
spencer
ryan
z
tennessee
nate
adopted jonas
detestable jonas
invisible jonas
ashley tisdale
GRYFFINDOR
sisky
butcher
cassadee
mike gentile
alex lipshaw
chizzy
bryce
zac efron
vanessa hudgens
miley
gaskarth
barakat
rian
zack
greta
bob morris
HUFFLEPUFF
carden
kevin jonas
jonwalker
tomrad
cash
ian
shane
dallon
evan
big time rush
corbinface
selena
demi
chris
darren
RAVENCLAW
greenwald
laena
annie
william beckett
jersey
singer
marshall
johnson
allison
LUCAAAAAAS
-PETE AND PATRICK HAD PRANK WARS AS STUDENTS. AND THEN PETE&MIKEY DATED FOR A SEMESTER BEFORE MIKEY DISCOVERED ALICIA AND HAD PARSELTONGUE THREESOMES WITH HER AND GABE. PATRICK ASKED PETE OUT IN SEVENTH YEAR UNDER GREAT DURESS AND MUCH SCOLDING FROM GERARD.
-DUMBLEDORE HANGS OUT IN HIS OFFICE AND IS INSCRUTABLE, RIGHT? PETE HANGS OUT IN HIS OFFICE AND BLOGS. AND HE CREEPERS IN THE HALLWAYS UNTIL PATRICK SENDS HIM BACK. THIS IS WHY THAT BECKETT KID FROM RAVENCLAW IS ALLOWED TO HAVE KINKY SEX WITH THE POTIONS MASTER ALL OVER THE DUNGEONS.
-DAY ONE IN THE SLYTHERIN COMMON ROOM:
BDEN: /DERP DERP WRONG HOUSE
SLYTHERINS: /FRESH MEAAATTTTT
SPENCER: HISS. /MAKES HIMSELF SEEM LARGE AND SCARY AS IF CONFRONTING A MOUNTAIN LION
RYRO: /HIPSTER
-RYANROSSY HAS THE BIGGEST CRUSH EVER ON PROFESSOR GEEWAY. LIKE SERIOUSLY. MSI IS LIKE THE WYRD SISTERS AND HOGWARTS BOOKS THEM FOR SOME DANCE BECAUSE THE BASSIST IS MARRIED TO GERARD. \o/ (SHE HANGS AROUND SOMETIMES. SHE IS OFTEN MISTAKEN FOR A STUDENT DUE TO THE SKIRTS AND THE BLAZERS AND THE GENERAL AURA OF BRITISH SCHOOLGIRL AND HOTNESS IDK THIS SENTENCE GOT AWAY WITH ITSELF MMMMM LYN-Z. *_*)
-BRENDON HANGS OUT WITH MIKEYWAY AND IS FRIENDS WITH ALL OF THE HIPPOGRIFFS AND THE UNICORNS OMG SPENCE DID YOU KNOW THEY HAVE UNICORNS THEY'RE SO PRETTY. THE UNICORNS LOVE BRENDON MORE THAN MIKEYWAY SOMETIMES.
-MIKEYWAY IS KING OF THE UNICORNS. EVERYONE WONDERS WHY BECAUSE HE IS THE SLUTTIEST SLUT THAT EVER SLUTTED.
-KURT COBAIN, DAVID BOWIE, JIMI HENDRIX, JANIS JOPLIN, JOAN JETT = THE GHOSTS OF HOGWARTS PAST
-BRENT RAN AWAY WITH A MERMAID GIRL. HE WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN.
-SEAN AND NAT HANG AROUND IN HOGSMEADE WITH KESHA ROSE AND HAVE SLEAZY THREESOMES.
-RYANROSSY HANGS OUT WITH THE BEATLES. WHO ARE GHOSTS.
-GYM CLASS HANGS AROUND IN THREE BROOMSTICKS BECAUSE TRAVIE BARTENDS AND EVERYONE WONDERS WHY THAT BECKETT KID GETS FREE BUTTERBEER. (HINT: HE PAYS WITH BLOWJOBS.)
-KESHA ROSE AND GAGA RUN A SHOP FULL OF MAGIC AND AMAZING. IT IS EVERYTHING IT NEEDS TO BE. ALSO THERE IS GLITTER ON THE FLOOR.
-EVERYONE REFERS TO WILLIAM BECKETT AS "THAT BECKETT KID." SOMETIMES HE IS CALLED WILLIAM. OR IF YOU'RE IN POTIONS, GABE CALLS HIM BILVY. IF YOU'RE IN THREE BROOMSTICKS, THE BARTENDER CALLS HIM BILVY TOO.
-PATRICK IS SEKKRIT HEADMASTER.
-METRO STATION RAN AWAY WITH SOME MERMAIDS TOO. MILEY IS NOT SURPRISED SOMEHOW.
-PETE OVERSEES THE QUIDDITCH TEAMS. PATRICK DID NOT WORK AT HOGWARTS THE FIRST YEAR PETE WAS HEADMASTER. THERE WERE FOURTEEN FLYING INCIDENTS, FOUR CASES OF MERMAID RUNAWAYS, AND THREE SEPARATE MAJOR EXPLOSIONS. THE MINOR EXPLOSIONS WERE TOO NUMEROUS TO COUNT.
DISCUSS. DRABBLE. ADD PEOPLE I FORGOT. ASK US WHY THE HELL DISNEY FANDOM SNUCK IN HERE. GO.
gerard - muggle studies
mikeyway - care of magical creatures
bob - DADA
toro - herbology
frank - basically the janitor from scrubs.
gabe - potions! \o/
vicky-t - charms
ryland - history of magic
suarez - KING OF THE HOUSE-ELVES
adam fucking lambert - divination oh my god
patrick - transfiguration
joe troh - flying!!
pete - headmaster
andy - ancient runes
sean - arithmancy
matt bellamy - astronomy
nat - apparition
travie - bartender in hogsmeade
ke$ha - works at house of gaga
gaga - owner of house of gaga
kris - works at house of gaga
tommy - works at house of gaga
SLYTHERIN
brent (RUNS AWAY WITH A MERMAID)
bden (ACTUALLY A SEKRIT RAVENCLAW IN HIS HEART)
spencer
ryan
z
tennessee
nate
adopted jonas
detestable jonas
invisible jonas
ashley tisdale
GRYFFINDOR
sisky
butcher
cassadee
mike gentile
alex lipshaw
chizzy
bryce
zac efron
vanessa hudgens
miley
gaskarth
barakat
rian
zack
greta
bob morris
HUFFLEPUFF
carden
kevin jonas
jonwalker
tomrad
cash
ian
shane
dallon
evan
big time rush
corbinface
selena
demi
chris
darren
RAVENCLAW
greenwald
laena
annie
william beckett
jersey
singer
marshall
johnson
allison
LUCAAAAAAS
-PETE AND PATRICK HAD PRANK WARS AS STUDENTS. AND THEN PETE&MIKEY DATED FOR A SEMESTER BEFORE MIKEY DISCOVERED ALICIA AND HAD PARSELTONGUE THREESOMES WITH HER AND GABE. PATRICK ASKED PETE OUT IN SEVENTH YEAR UNDER GREAT DURESS AND MUCH SCOLDING FROM GERARD.
-DUMBLEDORE HANGS OUT IN HIS OFFICE AND IS INSCRUTABLE, RIGHT? PETE HANGS OUT IN HIS OFFICE AND BLOGS. AND HE CREEPERS IN THE HALLWAYS UNTIL PATRICK SENDS HIM BACK. THIS IS WHY THAT BECKETT KID FROM RAVENCLAW IS ALLOWED TO HAVE KINKY SEX WITH THE POTIONS MASTER ALL OVER THE DUNGEONS.
-DAY ONE IN THE SLYTHERIN COMMON ROOM:
BDEN: /DERP DERP WRONG HOUSE
SLYTHERINS: /FRESH MEAAATTTTT
SPENCER: HISS. /MAKES HIMSELF SEEM LARGE AND SCARY AS IF CONFRONTING A MOUNTAIN LION
RYRO: /HIPSTER
-RYANROSSY HAS THE BIGGEST CRUSH EVER ON PROFESSOR GEEWAY. LIKE SERIOUSLY. MSI IS LIKE THE WYRD SISTERS AND HOGWARTS BOOKS THEM FOR SOME DANCE BECAUSE THE BASSIST IS MARRIED TO GERARD. \o/ (SHE HANGS AROUND SOMETIMES. SHE IS OFTEN MISTAKEN FOR A STUDENT DUE TO THE SKIRTS AND THE BLAZERS AND THE GENERAL AURA OF BRITISH SCHOOLGIRL AND HOTNESS IDK THIS SENTENCE GOT AWAY WITH ITSELF MMMMM LYN-Z. *_*)
-BRENDON HANGS OUT WITH MIKEYWAY AND IS FRIENDS WITH ALL OF THE HIPPOGRIFFS AND THE UNICORNS OMG SPENCE DID YOU KNOW THEY HAVE UNICORNS THEY'RE SO PRETTY. THE UNICORNS LOVE BRENDON MORE THAN MIKEYWAY SOMETIMES.
-MIKEYWAY IS KING OF THE UNICORNS. EVERYONE WONDERS WHY BECAUSE HE IS THE SLUTTIEST SLUT THAT EVER SLUTTED.
-KURT COBAIN, DAVID BOWIE, JIMI HENDRIX, JANIS JOPLIN, JOAN JETT = THE GHOSTS OF HOGWARTS PAST
-BRENT RAN AWAY WITH A MERMAID GIRL. HE WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN.
-SEAN AND NAT HANG AROUND IN HOGSMEADE WITH KESHA ROSE AND HAVE SLEAZY THREESOMES.
-RYANROSSY HANGS OUT WITH THE BEATLES. WHO ARE GHOSTS.
-GYM CLASS HANGS AROUND IN THREE BROOMSTICKS BECAUSE TRAVIE BARTENDS AND EVERYONE WONDERS WHY THAT BECKETT KID GETS FREE BUTTERBEER. (HINT: HE PAYS WITH BLOWJOBS.)
-KESHA ROSE AND GAGA RUN A SHOP FULL OF MAGIC AND AMAZING. IT IS EVERYTHING IT NEEDS TO BE. ALSO THERE IS GLITTER ON THE FLOOR.
-EVERYONE REFERS TO WILLIAM BECKETT AS "THAT BECKETT KID." SOMETIMES HE IS CALLED WILLIAM. OR IF YOU'RE IN POTIONS, GABE CALLS HIM BILVY. IF YOU'RE IN THREE BROOMSTICKS, THE BARTENDER CALLS HIM BILVY TOO.
-PATRICK IS SEKKRIT HEADMASTER.
-METRO STATION RAN AWAY WITH SOME MERMAIDS TOO. MILEY IS NOT SURPRISED SOMEHOW.
-PETE OVERSEES THE QUIDDITCH TEAMS. PATRICK DID NOT WORK AT HOGWARTS THE FIRST YEAR PETE WAS HEADMASTER. THERE WERE FOURTEEN FLYING INCIDENTS, FOUR CASES OF MERMAID RUNAWAYS, AND THREE SEPARATE MAJOR EXPLOSIONS. THE MINOR EXPLOSIONS WERE TOO NUMEROUS TO COUNT.
DISCUSS. DRABBLE. ADD PEOPLE I FORGOT. ASK US WHY THE HELL DISNEY FANDOM SNUCK IN HERE. GO.