You know, one of the things I find most entertaining about this series is that Bruce is never even remotely attracted to Jessica (when they date in book three, he's really just having fun bossing her and cheating behind her back) but he jumps at every single chance he has to try to make out with Liz. Maybe he just likes 'em sanctimonious?
Madonna/Whore. That's Bruce's whole MO. Tragically Dead Deaf Regina was a Madonna and he loved her, Slutty Pamela was, well...and that's why he was all, "Bruce Mad! Bruce Smash!" And we can all guess which categories the beloved Wakefields fall in. And I've officially spent too much timing figuring out the intricacies of Bruce Patman's twisted mind.
Your recap of the journal entries rocks. So many strange things happen to Elizabeth and Jessica even when they aren't in Sweet Valley. I guess you can take the twins out of Sweet Valley, but you can't take the Sweet Valley out of the twins. Liz thinks they are hot because they didn't leave half the gold behind? Look at the sky Liz, see that big hot yellow thing? called the SUN. If the others didn't want to go on the trip, why write the stupid essays in the first place? I don't know who annoyed me more in this series. But it sure makes for good snark. Well done, looking forward to the rest of it.
Aw! I want to read this miniseries now, I never did for some reason. It sounds cool.
Heather serves it and Jessica doesn’t want much. Heather and Ken gang up on her and tell her to eat up. Hmph, didn't Heather spend the Cheerleading miniseries telling Jessica not to eat any fat? Way to change teams.
Ken wants the chain to be Ken-Heather-Bruce-Liz-Todd-Jess for strength reasons.
Does that mean Heather's stronger than Bruce, and Liz is stronger than Todd?! :D Ok, I get that it doesn't, but when I first read that line, that's how I imagined it. And it made me smile.
Man, the admin at Sweet Valley High must be on some serious psychadelics if they think sending 6 unsupervised teenagers (of alternate genders!) to a desert named Death Valley is okay! What if the kids died? Or got bitten by a scorpion? Jeez!
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You and me both.
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So many strange things happen to Elizabeth and Jessica even when they aren't in Sweet Valley. I guess you can take the twins out of Sweet Valley, but you can't take the Sweet Valley out of the twins.
Liz thinks they are hot because they didn't leave half the gold behind? Look at the sky Liz, see that big hot yellow thing? called the SUN.
If the others didn't want to go on the trip, why write the stupid essays in the first place?
I don't know who annoyed me more in this series. But it sure makes for good snark. Well done, looking forward to the rest of it.
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Hahah! I choked on my milkshake on that. ^_^
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Heather serves it and Jessica doesn’t want much. Heather and Ken gang up on her and tell her to eat up.
Hmph, didn't Heather spend the Cheerleading miniseries telling Jessica not to eat any fat? Way to change teams.
Ken wants the chain to be Ken-Heather-Bruce-Liz-Todd-Jess for strength reasons.
Does that mean Heather's stronger than Bruce, and Liz is stronger than Todd?! :D
Ok, I get that it doesn't, but when I first read that line, that's how I imagined it. And it made me smile.
Man, the admin at Sweet Valley High must be on some serious psychadelics if they think sending 6 unsupervised teenagers (of alternate genders!) to a desert named Death Valley is okay! What if the kids died? Or got bitten by a scorpion? Jeez!
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