Sweet Valley High #54: Two-Boy Weekend

[irinaauthor]

Sweet Valley High #54: Two-Boy Weekend

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[daniellafromage]

Jessica. >:(

That being said, AJ kind of sucks. He's personality-free, except for the liking-meek-women thing. I'd probably cheat on him as well. Not with Chris, though.

Liz cries even harder, wondering why she always winds up getting kidnapped by unbalanced, obsessed men. Well, moron, it’s no wonder, if you think the crazy shit they say sounds perfectly sane.
Hee! She'll never learn.

[loubeelou]

This book is seriously messed up. Jessica pretty much does everything wrong that its possible to do in this situation.

Elizabeth is a stupid bitch too.

Kim’s never been to the mall or to a bookstore.
How does being motherless mean you completely lack any normal life? That is so dumb.

That makes me think Chris sounds like Joey Tribbiani, with his weird talent of making anything sound lewd.
Grandma's chicken salad!

Awesome recap of a very disturbing book. :)

[versipellis]

I find it very disturbing that the Sweet Valley Book About Stalking has Jessica in a bikini on the cover and is called something that sounds like one of those 1960s pulp erotic novels. But your recap was awesome. The tone of incredulity was made of win :D

[esc_key]

Chris says, “Let’s take a walk. There are too many people around, if you know what I mean.”
Liz has no sense of self preservation! She knows he's a crazy person and she's like "Let's go somewhere more secluded and creepy." This book is so not cool.

Does anyone else remember when AJ was on the TV show? He was played by the guy from Power Rangers and they gave him yucky curly hair and it was badness. But he was in a band. I guess he wasn't in a band in the books.

[dirtywingsgirl]

:O Omigohd. I want to see this. I only ever saw a few episodes of Season 1 and then I think Australia axed it. I'd love to buy all the seasons on dvd and just snark the hell out of them (while also guiltily enjoying seeing Jessica, Liz and the gang brought to life...no matter how heinously). I wish there was somewhere I could watch them online (dang youtube only has one episode up there, i think).

[esc_key]

I wish there was somewhere I could watch them online (dang youtube only has one episode up there, i think).
It's too bad they're not on DVD or something. It would've been awesome to snark. YouTube is failing me as well.

[wendiddy]

They are on DVD. At least season 1 is. You can get them on eBay.

[svhhorseluvr]

This is as rich as plumcake! Jessica is a shallow, self-centered bitch! She takes creepy sentences as they're romantic, and she is oh so traumatized that she has to choose 'tween saving her sister and wearing a chintzy crown! Waah wah!