We totally had a girl on our high school football team. I don't even think she had to try out, she was like stolen from the soccer team and was used as a kicker lol.(our team really sucked all four years!) She was also the homecoming queen :)
Didn't Jennifer break up with John cuz he tried to rape her or something like that?
We totally had a girl on our high school football team. I don't even think she had to try out, she was like stolen from the soccer team and was used as a kicker lol.(our team really sucked all four years!) She was also the homecoming queen :) Rock. :)
I can't remember exactly what happened but I recall everyone confronted her in Don't Go Home With John and she denied everything. He tried to rape some girl he dated after Jennifer, though. And it was implied that there MAY HAVE BEEN MORE.
Oh, Sweet Valley County, you are so cutely 1950s. I use the word "cutely" quite wrongly, of course. Maybe you mean 'acutely'?
We have Zack Johnson, Danny Porter, Jennifer Mitchell, Dave Pollock, Stan Skinner, Tim Nelson, Tad "Blubber" Johnson, Patrick Reeve, Robbie Hendricks, Ricky Ordway, and Bryce Fisherman. Are any of these characters ever mentioned again? Oooh! Oooh! See my next recap =D Although, Stan Skinner, Patrick Reeve and Robbie Hendricks (any relation to Jimi?...well, most probably not given their names are spelled entirely different and all...) possibly ARE never mentioned again. Seriously, never heard of them.
Great job! I enjoyed this recap (and the youtube video of Red Riding Hood and the wolf, I've an unnatural love of anything Red Riding Hood related). Interesting theory on the subtle lesbian undercurrent. Someone needs to fanfic that shizz.
I'd forgotten about Mystery Date until I googled it. Is that the one where Liz gets Jess to twinswitch and go to the prom with Devon Whitelaw in her place?
I loves Yzma!Francine: "She is a girrrrrrl who plays sports? MAKE HER LOOK LIKE A LESBIAN, YOU FOOLS!" Heh.
Om nom nom. Sexy quarterbacks are a SOMETIMES FOOD. But NOW is sometime!!!
Whatever, dudes. Freakin' Enid is a member. I've eaten at more exclusive McDonalds. Golden!
And the cheer contains all the creativity of something written by Liz. So obviously in Sweet Valley World, it's a Pulitzer Prize-winning cheer. The first one in the history of the world.
The pause after she tells him is more pregnant than Jamie Lynn Spears. ZING. Oooh, topical humour! I love your relevance!
Oooh, topical humour! Though man, this recap is going to make NO SENSE in 2017 when no one knows who Jamie Lynn is and everyone clearly still reads 1bruce1. Shame.
Fantastic recap! Your Terri/Claire perceptiveness is hilarious, ah Sweet Valley, how much we love your unintentional greatness.I love all your snarky comments, and you're so right, Claire is a total hottie. Jess apologized with sunglasses and a scrunchie? ahaha that's awesome, which book was that? What is "The Courtship of Lord Arthur Armstrong." and trufax?
Jess gave Enid tacky sunglasses in Enid's Story after she was a bitch and Enid ended up in hospital. Most gloriously pathetic gesture of repentance ever.
What is "The Courtship of Lord Arthur Armstrong." A story which appeared in an English woman's mag in the late nineteenth century. It described the world at the end of the twentieth century, where women would have all the men's roles, and all the men would just sit around and look pretty. At the end, the female Prime Minister realised that in spite of her mad feminist powerz, she needed a man to complete her life.
I'm kind of a dork for Victorian lit/pop culture. D:
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She was also the homecoming queen :)
Didn't Jennifer break up with John cuz he tried to rape her or something like that?
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She was also the homecoming queen :)
Rock. :)
I can't remember exactly what happened but I recall everyone confronted her in Don't Go Home With John and she denied everything. He tried to rape some girl he dated after Jennifer, though. And it was implied that there MAY HAVE BEEN MORE.
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(A club for FAILED RAPISTS, not a club for raping girls...I think this joke has crashed and burned. D: )
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Maybe you mean 'acutely'?
We have Zack Johnson, Danny Porter, Jennifer Mitchell, Dave Pollock, Stan Skinner, Tim Nelson, Tad "Blubber" Johnson, Patrick Reeve, Robbie Hendricks, Ricky Ordway, and Bryce Fisherman. Are any of these characters ever mentioned again?
Oooh! Oooh! See my next recap =D Although, Stan Skinner, Patrick Reeve and Robbie Hendricks (any relation to Jimi?...well, most probably not given their names are spelled entirely different and all...) possibly ARE never mentioned again. Seriously, never heard of them.
Great job! I enjoyed this recap (and the youtube video of Red Riding Hood and the wolf, I've an unnatural love of anything Red Riding Hood related). Interesting theory on the subtle lesbian undercurrent. Someone needs to fanfic that shizz.
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SO CONFUSED by that clip. Ha.
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Heh.
Om nom nom.
Sexy quarterbacks are a SOMETIMES FOOD. But NOW is sometime!!!
Whatever, dudes. Freakin' Enid is a member. I've eaten at more exclusive McDonalds.
Golden!
And the cheer contains all the creativity of something written by Liz.
So obviously in Sweet Valley World, it's a Pulitzer Prize-winning cheer. The first one in the history of the world.
The pause after she tells him is more pregnant than Jamie Lynn Spears. ZING.
Oooh, topical humour! I love your relevance!
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Though man, this recap is going to make NO SENSE in 2017 when no one knows who Jamie Lynn is and everyone clearly still reads 1bruce1. Shame.
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*sigh* I don't even know if I'm cool or not anymore. :)
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What is "The Courtship of Lord Arthur Armstrong."
A story which appeared in an English woman's mag in the late nineteenth century. It described the world at the end of the twentieth century, where women would have all the men's roles, and all the men would just sit around and look pretty. At the end, the female Prime Minister realised that in spite of her mad feminist powerz, she needed a man to complete her life.
I'm kind of a dork for Victorian lit/pop culture. D:
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