Jessica's Secret Diary volume 1 part 2

Dec 03, 2007 13:36

Part six SVH #36 - Rumours

The Bridgwater Ball is coming up and Lila doesn’t have a date. This is a source of shame for her, as very few people from SVH will go. So it’s badder than usual, or something. Susan Stewart will be going with her boyfriend Gordon Stoddard, because his family are big mucky-mucks. Lila seems hugely offended by this - ( Read more... )

sweet valley high, cheating cheaters, secret diary, bruce patman, amy sutton, sociopathic jessica, oh jeffrey, twin switch, recapper: roseability_, miss lila fowler, heroically deaf regina, boyfriend stealing, strange view of europe, alice wakefield, oh hi steven

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dirtywingsgirl December 4 2007, 03:15:28 UTC
“she’s so brave and so sweet and she’s been through so much”.
Does anyone else get the feeling that the only reason Regina's bravery and deafness are even acknowledged is because she's a major hottie?

“I want Jeffrey to look at me the way he looks at her. I want him to touch me the way he touches her [sparingly, and never in private?]".
Bahahaha! *Hi5*

:) I have to say, I loved Jessica's description of "Leaving Home" (ie: Liz's obsession with the Swiss Boarding School). It was pretty funny.

“I had never dated a fat ugly boy in my life. I didn’t think I could go through with it. What if somebody saw me with him? My reputation would be ruined forever.” This is the worst moment of Jessica’s life.
She's had a pretty bloody easy life then! Just wait til Steven shoots her husband in SVU.

Jessica thinks Regina won’t listen, adding “But Elizabeth will never understand the teenage mind, having never been a teenager herself.”
Hahaha =D I love Jess' descriptions of Liz as this pod-person Stepford wife/teen.

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roseability_ December 4 2007, 12:23:02 UTC
"Does anyone else get the feeling that the only reason Regina's bravery and deafness are even acknowledged is because she's a major hottie?"

Totally. If it wasn't for this, she would be another misfit of the week. But let's not underestimate the importance of her wealth, and her hot older brother.

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zippyladoodles December 4 2007, 14:41:24 UTC
Her SAD older brother. Nicholas Sorrow is such an appropriate name for him!

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esc_key December 4 2007, 04:25:45 UTC
This was awesome. Jessica is awesome. I love rehashing old SVH plots that we know and love rather than making up new ones! Way to milk it, FP!

She died in hospital, although I’m sure in the book she died tragically on the sofa when Bruce arrived. That, or he just missed it.
It wasn't Bruce, it was her brother. She got all unconscious then. I was about to say this was all LIES! But then I went and read my recap and they don't announce her dead until the hospital, so I guess she did die in the hospital. Whatever. I still say it's lies. Screw reality.

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zippyladoodles December 4 2007, 10:36:36 UTC
Can I just ask a really irrelevant question...why was Alice buying brand new baby clothes if she wasn't pregnant?

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roseability_ December 4 2007, 12:20:41 UTC
Somebody else was pregnant. I forget who.

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design_star_21 June 14 2008, 19:41:11 UTC
I think a co-worker was pregnant.

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movingon_x July 23 2008, 09:28:30 UTC
"“Dear Diary, It’s really cold tonight on the Titanic. I think it might be because there’s an iceberg around, but it’s the end of my shift, so I’ll mention it tomorrow.”"

Roffles!

Jessica is truly crazy.

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ashleebbb May 9 2009, 13:56:39 UTC
lol at the Wakefield's references to drugs.

Is it bad I found the part where Jeffrey kisses Jessica super hot back when I first read it?

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