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Thanks for the Laughs :-) ez_oz May 29 2007, 01:06:09 UTC
Oh, snarkiness is so much fun to read :-) Here are my favourite bits from your recap:

Well because he's hot and he's "so fabulously rich he can afford to drive around in a jeep," which are apparently more expensive than Porsches and Ferraris.

But it's ok, because her boyfriend Allen is eating for her. Now that's real love, right there.

Ned and Alice are also at this party, so why they are letting their 16 year old daughter look like a slut, I dunno.

He doesn't want to, but then Jessica pouts and he caves in. This is as close as we get to sexual favors.

At home, Jessica whines and complains that nobody in the world loves her or cares about her. Stop being emo, you callous bitch. Oh wait, that's just me. Liz didn't say that.

Thanks for the laughs, and have a lovely day! :-)

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Re: Thanks for the Laughs :-) punkyami_chan May 29 2007, 16:22:18 UTC
No problem. My co-worker is also a member of this community and she was quite amused.

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versipellis May 29 2007, 18:28:55 UTC
Randy always draws the short straw *waves Randy support flag*

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irinaauthor June 5 2007, 14:01:09 UTC
he's "so fabulously rich he can afford to drive around in a jeep,"

Especially hilarious since the twins wind up getting a Jeep too, at some point. They're obviously computer millionaires as well.

"black pantsuit with a plunging neckline." Ned and Alice are also at this party, so why they are letting their 16 year old daughter look like a slut, I dunno.

This is another bizarre example of Jessica dressing way to old for her age. What sixteen year old girl would wear a pantsuit to her own party? I bet it's one of those ones you don't wear a shirt with, either.

She silently makes the remark, "Doesn't Randy know he's a nerd?" No, I'm sure that thought has never crossed his mind, you bitch.

HA! This fully made me laugh out loud at my desk.

Heaven forbid, we actually punish the spoiled brat or something.

I know! Does Jessica ever get in any trouble ever? I can't think of a single case!

The restaurant has some fancy French name, which I'm pretty sure is French for "our food stinks." Anyway, they have valet, which is French ( ... )

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hanfastolfe October 4 2007, 05:02:41 UTC
"Jessica cons Randy into using the internets to hack his way through the series of tubes"

Got a kick out of this one :) Yeah, ok, back then it was a dial-up modem to a dedicated computer that also had a modem, but what the hey, it's 1984 or 1985.

Nice review. The more I read these the more I wonder just how the hell I got suckered into reading sixty-odd of these books when Jessica's such an amazingly callous, manipulative person and Elizabeth's a raging hypocrite at times.

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thebazu October 9 2007, 22:21:13 UTC
Let's just talk about the name of their rival school for a moment: Big Mesa. BIG MESA??

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suzloua December 28 2007, 19:53:56 UTC
Get used to it. You'll be hearing it a lot. It is the only other high school in California, or so the SV books would have us believe.

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