Unicorn Club #11: Angels Keep Out

[rhitroadkill]

I was going to do a recap of Unicorns 15 but my computer ate it without autosaving (you let me down Bill Gates!) and since that was last summer, someone has snuck in with a recap of that one since then. And I missed it somehow. So, in hopes of scoring some swag, (hey, if Jessica can be motivated by greed, so can I!) I’ll break out a different

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[esc_key]

This girl will do anything for me. Wash my car. Make my bed. I bet she’d floss my teeth if I asked her to. Just like all the others. Except she’s Elizabeth. And somehow that makes things a little more complicated.
I actually shuddered. That is so creepy. He's had girls floss his teeth?!

sitting with the other Angels at their table: the Angeliner
That sounds like a very cheap brand of eyeliner. Like, Wet N Wild is too good for you, you buy angeliner.

[irinaauthor]

Yeek, it is. What kind of creeper wants Elizabeth Wakefield to floss his teeth for him?

Connor, probably. Why do I ask these questions when I already know the answers?

[esc_key]

To be fair, there any any number of creepers interested in Liz. William White, Karl the Orderly, Connor, Devon... The list goes on!

[rhitroadkill]

I didn't think eyeliner, I thought cheap bus line. Like if you were too poor for a Greyhound ride, you'd catch the Angeliner. Well, whatever it reminds us of, we can all agree: it sucks as a name. And who names their tables anyway?

[mockingbird_13]

I always thought Mandy was a bitch for leaving the Angels. She'd picked her side already. Fair enough if she kept being friends with the Unicorns but to be in the Angels then leave and join the Unicorns was mean.

You'd think at 13 they would all be out-growing these clubs anyway rather than making more of them!

[irinaauthor]

Guess Todd can tell the twins apart, no matter what barrettes Jessica is wearing.

If only he had retained this skill until high school, so much angst could've been averted.

at Fowler CRUST

Oh no they did NOT. Lila's got the best house in town, and everyone else is jus' jellus.

[gojl5567]

You said it before I could! Todd really was smarter in middle school.

[lizisafatvirgin]

The defective Simpsons, er Wilkins gene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6SkdNmu6n0

[melody_powers]

So, the party moves to Lila’s house, which is where it should have been in the first place. Because not only does it have staff, even kids who wouldn’t be caught dead at a 7th grade party, would go to see what Lila’s house looks like. At least that’s how I see it.

Dude, to see Lila's house? I would go even if I had to work as a waitress. Serving little appetizers on toothpicks. Without pay. Wearing a chipmunk suit. And lederhosen. Seriously.

Love the recap!

[kakeochi_umai]

And Mandy was a member in the last book, but she has since returned to the Unicorns. Not a choice I would have made, but maybe Mandy’s chemo did something to her brain.

She probably got sick to death of Elizabeth's sanctimoniousness. I'd rather hang out with the Plastics than Elizabeth too, and I'm about as nerdy and socially awkward as they come.

Todd, Todd, Todd. Nope, it doesn’t get better with repetition. As George Carlin says, it isn’t a great name.

My oldest teddy bear is called Todd, because on my first day of school I discovered that one of my classmates was called Todd and I thought it sounded like a name for a teddy bear. :P

How is "Angeliner" even pronounced, anyway? I could never work it out. Although these days I like to picture it being pronounced "Angelina", and Elizabeth clutching her pearls in the future upon hearing about some of Angelina Jolie's skanky activities.

She feels like she is turning into a Unicorn because she likes a boy. So, by that logic, if she liked a girl she would become….what?Run out of town