Sweet Valley Kids #3: The Twins' Mystery Teacher

[melody_powers]

Sweet Valley Kids #3: The Twins' Mystery TeacherBrace yourselves, guys. There is one competent adult in Sweet Valley. I know, right? Freaky. However, he only appears in this book and never again, so I guess the other adults tracked him down and killed him for making them look bad for constantly leaving their children unattended so they can, I

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[bettyboop84]

Maybe we should throw a disadvantaged kid at them and see which one pounces on him. That'll settle it.

hahahahahahahaha!!
yes.

[esc_key]

Oh, Sweet Valley Kids, you bring the crack like no other. Why would a police officer even teach grade school? Doesn't he have, you know, another job? And why would the SVPD give you their (obviously) only competent officer?

... Scratch that. The other officers probably don't like him and wanted to get rid of him. Chief Wiggum was probably all, "Let's get rid of this loser."

[melody_powers]

Why would a police officer even teach grade school? Doesn't he have, you know, another job?
Oh, I forgot to include that he was a cop during the night shift. I have no idea why he wouldn't want to, you know, sleep during the day rather than teach a bunch of snotty seven-year-olds. Maybe he needed the extra money since he was the only officer on the SVPD who wasn't on the take.

Anyway, Mr. Marshall can do whatever he wants as far as I'm concerned. I (heart) him even more than Liz (heart/s) New York. ;)

[kakeochi_umai]

Maybe we should throw a disadvantaged kid at them and see which one pounces on him. That'll settle it.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh my God. I haven't even clicked on the cut yet and already I love this snark.

No, Charlie, that's not aliens. You're thinking of Margo.

"Excuse me, Mr. Criminal, sir? Would you mind maybe putting these handcuffs on and, if it's not any trouble, getting into this police car so we can sort of, as long as it's all right with you, charge you with multiple counts of homicide? Oh, and be a dear and lock the door after you get in, okay?"

I love you.

Also, the name Eva will forever make me think of Eva Pigford from Cycle 3 of America's Next Top Model. It doesn't help that they actually went to Jamaica at the start of the series and Ann called Eva "Mama" and put her head in her lap on the plane (from 6:25), before going completely batshit later when she couldn't share a room with her (from 1:21; the best part is from 3:33). I expect lesbian drama in this book, or else.

[glitterberrys]

I don't remember this book AT ALL except for the tattoo thing. Weird what sticks in your mind.

So, wait, if he's a cop, why is he substitute teaching? Or was he just a plant to scare the little shits into line?

[melody_powers]

So, wait, if he's a cop, why is he substitute teaching? Or was he just a plant to scare the little shits into line?

He doesn't say why. I'm guessing he was undercover, trying to take down the crime boss of the second grade Mafia. My money is on Caroline. She's just a little too much of a teacher's pet, you know?

Hey, I bet that all ties in with the meth lab in Mrs. Becker's desk drawer...

[kakeochi_umai]

Say hi to Todd's sisterbrother for me, okay?

I love you even more.