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SVH #139: Elizabeth Is Mine

Jul 11, 2008 19:33

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sweet valley high, cheating cheaters, bruce patman, the stranger (mini series), recapper: daphne_23, sociopathic jessica, todd punch, mr. collins if you're nasty, boyfriend stealing, trusty boyfriend todd, devon whitelaw

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tequilabangbang July 11 2008, 19:36:27 UTC

terrific recap! i was lol-ing all the way through!

versipellis July 11 2008, 19:36:42 UTC

This was brilliant, brilliant snark. I loved your use of asterisks. And your highlighting of inconsistencies.

I think Elizabeth cheated on Todd in the summer camp miniseries? Maybe?

melody_powers July 11 2008, 19:48:37 UTC

Ha! The part of Mr. Collins was priceless. Funny, yet a good point. What were they doing?! :)

dramaturgy July 11 2008, 20:59:43 UTC

Hm. Jonathan Cain? Courtney Kane? I smell conspiracy.

‘"What a beautiful story!" Elizabeth said dreamily.’ This would not be my first reaction to Rebecca
Uh, mine either. But my reaction of "Holy fucking shit" is not fit for print in a Sweet Valley book.

ETA: "What beautiful acting!" or "What beautiful production values!" maybe. But the story is, uh. Freaky.

Ken and Bill Chase make a magic mirror (how?), ‘that distorted any images reflected in it,’
Physics!

but Sandra and Jean create a rainbow on a screen ‘through the use of a large prism catching the rays on the sun.’
OPTICS AAAAAH *runs away screaming*

daphne_23 July 12 2008, 20:36:37 UTC

I see the physicness of the magic mirror, but how did they make it? Did they smelt their own glass?*

*though I am ignorant in these matters, so may be snarking poor Ken and Bill unduly...

annakelly July 11 2008, 21:52:26 UTC

The stuffed puppy? Killed me.

"[*Jessica did it]"

I think footnotes add a subtle touch to any recap.

Those science fair projects sucked all kinds of crap.

Someone should go through and list EVERY single guy Liz's cheated with. Your list was a pretty good start. Although technically, Lizzie and Todd *convinently* broke up before she went to France.