SVU # 20: Here Comes the Bride

[amandahug_nkiss]

 I bring to you the end of the 3-part pregnancy arc, glazed with the resolution of the doughnut shop plot.  Also Alice acts like a crazy momzilla.  And another glaring continuity error!  Can you handle it?

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[perfectsize12]

He's part of Professor Finley's New Evolution

Oh my god! That episode was just on SoapNet the other day! Was I the only one who hoped that Kelly would stay with the cult? Cult Kelly was a lot less annoying than Saint Kelly!

And I love you for referencing Cory and Topanga!

I never read the SVU books, but now I want to. And by the way, I swear the Wakefields are my in-laws too! Or at least their doppelgangers...

Awesome recap!

[amandahug_nkiss]

Thank you! And I KNOW! I love that SoapNet has those reruns on (I made my husband upgrade our cable so we could get that channel). I hated Jennie Garth for years until she was on "What I Like About You." I only wish she could have run away to Oregon to join the New Evolution permanently.

And I try to work "Boy Meets World" into any conversation possible. :)

[design_star_21]

Jennie was so funny on WILAY. I also loved her on Dancing With The Stars.

[amandahug_nkiss]

I'm weirdly obsessed with WILAY. I watch it every day on ABC Family, and my husband even watches it with me when he comes home at lunch! (btw, working from home is why I have time to write such long recaps...because why would I do actual work when I can revisit my youth?)

[mochaloca85]

Steven jump off the back of the bike
Haha. Steven rides bitch.

Elizabeth wonders if it's for Mike. I personally think it's for Steven.
Why can’t it be both? 3-way, anyone?

Bruce thinks that the guy's an idiot for not knowing he's talking to Robert Fowler's daughter.
What. The. Hell. That’s even worse than temporarily, tragically dead, free-spirited Olivia.

Tom says the world would be a better place with more Elizabeth Wakefields, and Liz says that it might be better with more Elizabeths, but probably not Wakefields since Steven and Jessica are such fuck-ups.
Too easy.

and then he rips the felt on the pool table
And that, ladies and gentleman, is what has stuck with me all these years: Steve about to get his ass kicked for not knowing how to play pool.

He imagines Lila driving a Rolls Royce with the vanity plate "WAS HIS." Bruce suggests that they draw up prenups "for fun."
The “Pre-engagement, Pre-nuptial Agreement!” I couldn’t believe Lila agreed to such a thing.

Steven tells him that he's whipped, and Tom gets pissed.But,

[amandahug_nkiss]

Yeah, the Miata thing totally baffled me. I prefer to think that Lila's Maseratti was in the shop and this was her rental car. :)

[annakelly]

"He tells Winston that he flooded the engine, and tells him to back the car up slowly and backwards. Winston pulls forward fast, and ends up running over the cable that runs electricity into the backyard. Awesome."

Cracked me up.

I kinda love how convoluted the SVU plots are, it totally makes for good snarking.

[dwanollah1]

This book is so effing bad. The Hilarity and Hijinx are so over the top that even the casts of Saved by the Bell and Full House are all "Really, guys, we get it. Dial it down."

[amandahug_nkiss]

Yeah, the cheese is thick in this one. I was waiting for someone to fall into the cake and/or for Alice to be pushed in the pool (not to be blasphemous, but THAT would be the ultimate pool push for me).

[billabongbabe56]

Hahaha... seriously. Even Steph and Michelle would be poo-pooing these shenanigans. Are you the same dwanollah from that dwanollah site that makes fun of Sweet Valley High? If so I LOVE IT! I almost got fired from work for laughing so much ;P

[kiran59]

OMG, I used to be soooo in love with Evil but hot Dr. Michael Mancini.

That probably tells you something about me.

[kiran59]

And I forgot to add. Cory and Shawn are OTP.