SVT Super Edition #13: Elizabeth: Next Stop, Jr. High

Apr 06, 2008 15:42

This is a glorious book where Elizabeth stuffs everything up for a bunch of poor Costa Ricans. But I'm sure she'll fix it up again. Drat ( Read more... )

party!, summer break, sweet valley twins, super edition, summer love, saint elizabeth of sweet valley, recapper: loubeelou

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veracity April 6 2008, 05:08:11 UTC
She used to be cool, but then got all obsessed with grades.

God, what a bitch wanting to succeed! I mean, it's not like a sun-streaked, blue-eyed blonde ever was obsessed with making the principal's list and got onto a certain look like for not taking them so seriously.

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loubeelou April 6 2008, 05:48:04 UTC
Exactly!

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veracity April 6 2008, 05:51:41 UTC
I mean, clearly a self-obsessed girl is a bitch. I think that calls for a little introspection on Lizzie's part.

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perfectsize12 April 6 2008, 06:25:28 UTC
Awesome recap! I haven't read any of the later Sweet Valley Twins books or the Jr. High books, but now I want to!

LOL at for all I know he could be running around the rainforest with a parrot-printed Hawaiian shirt, yellow and orange Hammer pants, and green Chucks with pink laces on one shoe and dental floss lacing the other. Oh, and with his hair in a side ponytail, and lots of papier-mâché jewellery he made himself.

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miss_swartz April 6 2008, 09:46:28 UTC
SAME!! Classic Kishi-esque apparel - description & ensuing hilarity totally cured my cold'n'sniffles.

J.P. often stands for John Paul in seriously Catholic families. But present Pope Benedict apparently wears trackies and trainers with his simar (white nightie) & sash, which is a pretty good Claudia-type outfit.

Also, holding the cat 'over' the model city to destroy it? This doesn't exactly sound like she planned it would claw the thing down - better position for cat to whizz on it (or worse). *Oh my God! Mittens, what have you done?*

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loubeelou April 6 2008, 11:43:39 UTC
Perhaps the impact of the cat would crush it? It's deliciously fiendish though- only the best villains have cats.

J.P. could stand for loads of things. John Philip (Ramsey, Jr)? Jacques Pierre? Jolly Prick?

May imaginations run wild. :)

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kirstie89 April 6 2008, 06:40:05 UTC
Their birthday is June 13th. WHY DO I STILL KNOW THIS? Also, where did I learn this? Maybe in that book where the earthquake kills Olivia?

Lolol, Valle Dulce and Gemelo. I guess I hadn't taken Spanish the last time I read this book, because I didn't realize the ridiculousness of those names.

I need to re-read this and Jessica's "Next Stop, Jr. High" because I loved them way too much for my own good years ago.

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loubeelou April 6 2008, 06:55:24 UTC
haha I know! The names are truly ridiculous! :D The cheese is astounding.

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ext_3591546 May 31 2016, 01:56:06 UTC
Don't worry, I know it too! Sigh. It was the Last Wish book just before Olivia gets killed and Wintson makes me hate him because he makes degratory remarks against people with intellectual disability.

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kakeochi_umai April 6 2008, 12:29:13 UTC
"Houses for Humans."

Gee, what organisation could they be ripping off here, I wonder?

she thinks it’s a waste of time because she “already knows everything there is to know about Costa Rica”

*blinks* I thought the point of the trip was to build houses for poor people there? Even if she does "know everything there is to know about Costa Rica”, how does that make what she's about to do a "waste"? Why am I expecting Earth Logic from a Sweet Valley book?

Valle Dulce

Holy fucking shit, I see what they did there and I don't even know Spanish. That is just vomit-worthy.

*googles "gemelo"* *bangs head against hard surface* My condolences to any Spanish speakers who read this book and/or recap.

Tanya holding his cat above the city, ready to destroy it so the cat would get the blame.

Oooooooooooh, that is low. Leave the puddy tat out of your Tracy Flick-isms, bitch! Imagine if he'd done a Jennifer on that poor cat!

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veracity April 6 2008, 19:30:26 UTC
My condolences to any Spanish speakers who read this book and/or recap.

Oh my god. I just looked it up, too. That's just...sad.

Sweet Valley Twin.

I just. No words.

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loubeelou April 7 2008, 06:31:28 UTC
Even if she does "know everything there is to know about Costa Rica”, how does that make what she's about to do a "waste"?
Exactly. Bitch should learn that it's not just her who benefits from the trip.

Argh.

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thedilettante April 6 2008, 18:58:09 UTC
She's applying for a group called Rain Forest Friends, which reminds me of The Good Friends, that half-assed cult Jessica was in.

So I was the only person who thought of Happy Tree Friends?

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loubeelou April 7 2008, 06:37:01 UTC
Looks like it! But props for thinking of it! I've heard of them, but know nothing about them really.

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